On a secure channel of the neuralnet sits the recruitment channel of the Landwirtrechtbewegung. Traffic is light, due to both their criminal tendencies as well as the difficulty in spelling their name. If it is your destination, make sure you enter the address carefully, the similarly named neuralnet channels are slightly unsettling. Regardless, this is that channel and hopefully your destination!
Now, before you may join our movement, we'll need the following information.
Quote:Name:
Age:
Place of birth:
Former profession:
Reason you have for hating paste:
Favorite farming implement:
Do you have any flight skills?
Do you own your own ship, or was it foreclosed upon because of Synth Foods?
Lastly, do you own your own tractor and pitchfork?
That should be good to establish if you're trustworthy. If so, we'll send you along to an appropriate locale to speak with us in person. If you continue to pass and not be a vicious MND trained assassin, we'll gladly lead to back to our base and get you ready to fight the evil grey menace!
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Name :
Tony Shpidel
Age:
24
Place of birth:
Freeport 2
Former profession:
Assassin, Freelancer
Reason you have for hating paste:
They have stolen my families farm during their "colonization" of sttugart, my parents lost everything that they had, all of their life savings and all the hard work that they have done. Synth food has betrayed my family as with the other farmers, and I intend to respond in kind by eliminating them, their roots and their corrupt leaders, down to the last one.
Favorite farming implement:
Taychon Vegtables and a Pork
Do you have any flight skills? :
My reputation proceeds me, you will not find any data on my activity because I used to work in the shadows, Trained with Heavy fighter crafts, Specialist in Krav-Maga.
Do you own your own ship, or was it foreclosed upon because of Synth Foods? :
Collecting dust in one of freeport's hangers.
Lastly, do you own your own tractor and pitchfork? :
I believe it is still berried in the rubbles of my parents farm.
Oh, hallo, Tony? It is good that there are more people interested in supporting our movement! If you could come to Kreuzberg in New Berlin, we can ensure that you aren't the wrong kind of assassin.
I am sorry to hear that your tractor is stuck in storage, too. If only we had somewhere to use all of them!
Name : Klaus.Bauer
Age: 20
Place of birth: Planet Stuttgart
Former profession: Freelancer
Reason you have for hating paste: The paste it was make from robots and i dont like food from robots i like fresh food from the farmers
Favorite farming implement: Porkand fresh watermelons
Do you have any flight skills? : Yes iam quite good in bombers and capitalship's
Do you own your own ship, or was it foreclosed upon because of Synth Foods? : Do have a small ship then for farmers are bad time when more syntfoods come
Lastly, do you own your own tractor and pitchfork? : yes i have them in my house
Incoming Transmission...
Comm ID: Annike Eckfeld
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Hallo Klaus,
I think you should definitely have a talk with Horst once you are here, he is our Melon specialist, he might be able to tell you a few secrets to make your own.
You are definitely welcome at Darmstadt, so be on your way, we will await your arrival!
-Annike
Name: Chyoko Mishima
Age: 23
Place of birth: Kyushu Planet
Former profession: Freelancer
Reason you have for hating paste: "There's nothing good about paste... Looks like a crap with many tastes... I love normal vegitable, fruits, chicken, potatoes... And Paste contains a lot of E factors...
Favorite farming implement: Vegitable and corn
Do you have any flight skills? "Well Hai... I'm good bomber and freighter pilot. I had small fastfood on my Ragnar!
Do you own your own ship, or was it foreclosed upon because of Synth Foods? Hai, small Ragnar... But I would like to buy Sichel later!
Lastly, do you own your own tractor and pitchfork?
Hai, Pitchfork... My grandpa believed tractor is machine constructed by evil...
Name: Pfarrer Teutonius
Age: 38
Place of birth: *unknown* I was left on the stairs of a nun church.
Former profession: Priest on Stuttgart
Reason you have for hating paste: When i was on my duties i saw too many unjustice and when i tried to help the people, the farmers, i was threatened to be silent. So, no more... God will forgive me by picking a gun... I think He won't forgive them by dying by my wrath.
Favorite farming implement:Cereals, wich i mean a warm beer.
Do you have any flight skills? Some, yes.
Do you own your own ship, or was it foreclosed upon because of Synth Foods? Not at the moment.
Lastly, do you own your own tractor and pitchfork? They took it from the monastary.
Incoming Transmission...
Comm ID: Annike Eckfeld
Hallo Herr Pfarrer,
You are more than welcome, I think many of our people miss your services already, so there will be enough work for you.
-Annike
Name: Lukas Baumann
Age: 29 Years of age...I Swear!
Place of birth: Hamburg System, Planet Hamburg.
Former profession: Formerly a Republican Shipping Pilot (fired), Former Gunman-for-hire (Arrested and ticketed) and Conman (Beaten with a rubber hose by Hogosha during a 'business trip'.)
Reason you have for hating paste: Those Hogosha previously mentioned put paste up my nostrils during their 'refusal of services routine' which dried up so badly I couldn't breath through there anymore, been bothering me eversince. A doctor said he could help me remove it but I'd have to pay him 800,000 Credits to cover medical expenses and I later found out that the clinic I went to was partially funded by Synth Foods of all things!
Favorite farming implement: A Hoe.
Do you have any flight skills?
Alittle, although not on the ground as the Hogosha gleefully showed me...
Do you own your own ship, or was it foreclosed upon because of Synth Foods?
Those same Hogosha took my ship, my wallet and my goatee (they used DSE Duct-tape to rip it off like a 'wax job'...)I CAN aquire a ship though...But I'll have to trick that Daumann security guard with a strudel on a piece of string first...
Lastly, do you own your own tractor and pitchfork?
No, the Federal Police took alot of what I owned when they ticketed me...It wasn't my fault that tiny old man looked so much like that Republican nutjob who fired me!
Incoming Transmission...
Comm ID: Annike Eckfeld
Hallo Herr Baumann,
I hope those Hogosha didnt do too many mean things to you.
Guess its good that we farmers dont usually have to deal with them, so you wont have to see them again.
-Annike