08-19-2013, 05:50 PM
Pants for Tatters
It's no secret that many of us are under-clothed in the pants department. Some play it off as "leaving little to the imagination" but in reality, their private parts are colder than the hearts of the corporations. This must be fixed.
Goal:
Collect as many pants from traders, Navy, anyone. Ask politely, if that fails get them by force. Our fellow xenos deserve pants, after all. Post here with your total pants count and link guncams of your dirty deed. Update your communications message with guncams and your total count as you obtain more.
Rewards:
Pants stealer bragging rights for the person with the most pants stolen as well as $50,000,000 credits.
Runner up receives $25,000,000 and can say they tried but failed miserably.
Expires September 20th
It's no secret that many of us are under-clothed in the pants department. Some play it off as "leaving little to the imagination" but in reality, their private parts are colder than the hearts of the corporations. This must be fixed.
Goal:
Collect as many pants from traders, Navy, anyone. Ask politely, if that fails get them by force. Our fellow xenos deserve pants, after all. Post here with your total pants count and link guncams of your dirty deed. Update your communications message with guncams and your total count as you obtain more.
Rewards:
Pants stealer bragging rights for the person with the most pants stolen as well as $50,000,000 credits.
Runner up receives $25,000,000 and can say they tried but failed miserably.
Expires September 20th