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Then the Osiris jumped into battle surrounded by Order ships, and pulverized 2 of the Nomad Battleships.
…Suddenly, a sequence of stupendously outsize, roughly-teardropped-shaped craft of impartial origin warp into the fight, as some of the most sexually endearing vessels in human history start space-jumping marines from their innards, their waistlines blotting out the sun, comms screaming shiznik about "Pennsylvanian Independence"; whatever that means.
And then the sun exploded.
Jone's jump drive flared into action as he blind-hopped free of the event horizon, dragging a leviathan and three valors with him into an oddly purple looking system, more Alliance jump signatures flaring out behind him…
"…Phew old boys, that was a close one, eh?"
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"There once was a character."
"
Name By Religion A man walks up to the character."
"The man shoots the character dead."
"Give me a full sitrep" commanded Jones.
...To the sounds of screaming over all comns.
A panicking crew member accidentally drops a hot triple-decaf-cappuccino on commander Jones' newly bought white shirt.
"ARGH! DECAF!" yelled Jones as he hastily removed his shirt, bumping into a control panel as he did so.
And a order for 20000 units of decaf was sent to open channels
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