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I am Sir August Onegin and I do piracy for amusement. I assume that we are alike by that. Additionally, I also think that we can benefit from each other. As I consider piracy in the system of New London very amusing, I tend to stay there for a relatively long time, sometimes long enough for the law enforcement to notice me. My problem is that New London lacks capable retreat points. If someone notices my ship docking on Trafalgar, they might demand that the Junkers disallow me to dock again, while the Molly destroyer does not permit me to dock at the beginning.
Your problem, I believe, is that You have to maintain a station in the midst of hostile space.
I trust that I can provide a solution for both of us. Namely, I ask You to grant my passenger liner, the Ogygia, docking rights at CGS|HQ. In return, I will supply Your mighty station with crew, oxygen, water and food rations whenever I dock, except in emergency cases, under the condition that I have neither already in my cargo hold. I might also bring basic alloy, if I manage to take it from somebody. I will even supply You with H-fuel, provided that You pay me better than Trafalgar.
Under the condition that You supply me with tea and that You formally admit that I make the best tea in the known universe, I will devotedly assist Your ships in defending Your station should it come under siege.
Please accept my generous offer. Thank You in advance!

I understand Your worry for the safety of Your precious station. If I had one, I would not let everyone dock either. But alas, access itself is not what I need. It would satisfy me if You merely set my ship, the Ogygia, as neutral to your weapon platforms. Is that acceptable?
Thank You in advance!

I do understand that You are concerned about Your safety, but I do not think that is an excuse for Your needlessly harsh reply. It is true that I can boast about having a certain amount of power, but I did not mean to pose any threat to Your proud station. Additionally, You have not even presented Yourself/Yourselves. It was also not very fair of You to withdraw from this conversation before I agreed that it was finished. I dislike Your lack of good manners and it offends me.
I am messaging You in order to declare two things.
The first one is that Your organization no longer matters to me and that I will treat Your transport class ships as of any other freelancers. However, You still have a chance to improve Your relations with me.
The second one is that I will, if You do not politely apologise and formally admit that I, Sir August Onegin, make the best tea in the known universe, consider all Your ships hostile and take action against Your pompous fortress of vanity.
You have exactly 48 (forty-eight) hours, starting from the time I send this message.
Thank You in advance for Your understanding.

I assume that was a "no".
Thank You in advance for providing a decent source of amusement!