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From: Gypsie Skripto, Editor in Chief of the No Buns No Cabbages Reports, Temporary Autonomous Zoner Ambassador
Location: Pueblo Bonito, Baffin
To: Cdre. James Norrington, QCP
Encryption: Godly

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Kallisti Commodore Norrington,

My name is Gypsie Skripto, I write to you on behalf of the Temporary Autonomous Zoners. Some... things... have surfaced, and even though we feel as if the Queen herself needs to know about it, we realized too that we haven't had much interaction with the Crown lately, and coming all of a sudden with this would be too rough. I present you the following:

Evidence:
#1 #2 #3 #4

This event happened near the Hodge and the Podge, the twin planetoids in Southern Baffin. The Gallics even opened fire on the scout ship, which was being flown by myself. Only by the sheer will of Goddess am I still alive. The nature of this meeting remains unclear, and no further evidence is available. After thinking it a lot, I figured that Queen Carina's Privateers were the best choice to let this slip into Bretonia's HC.

This letter will self destruct upon reception. May Eris smile on you.

*****
Adding Hidden Agendas
Adjusting Bell Curves
Aligning Covariance Matrices
Applying Feng Shui Shaders
Asserting Packed Exemplars
Attempting to Lock Back-Buffer
Binding Sapling Root System
Breeding Fauna
Perturbing Matrices
Pixalating Nude Patch
Realigning Alternate Time Frames
Reconfiguring User Mental Processes
Relaxing Splines
Resolving GUID Conflict
Reticulating Splines
Retracting Phong Shader
Retrieving from Back Store
Reverse Engineering Image Consultant
Routing Neural Network Infanstructure
Searching for Llamas
Seeding Simulation Parameters
Sequencing Particles
Setting Inner Deity Indicators
Setting Universal Physical Constants
Splatting Transforms
Sub-Sampling Data
Synthesizing Gravity
Synthesizing Wavelets
Time-Compressing Simulator Clock
Unable to Reveal Current Activity
Zeroing Crime Network
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RE - SENDING

:::INCOMING Transmission:::

{: Comm ID: Commodore James Norrington :}
{: Location: H.M.S Suffolk :}
{: To: Gypsie Skripto, TAZ Ambassador :}
{: Subject: Gallia's aggression :}
{: Priority: Medium :}
{: Encryption: medium :}

Mister Skripto,

It appears that the Gauls are going pretty aggressive. A strange yet an interesting event. I would like to apologize regarding what happened in the Baffin system, The War Cabinet and The Armed Forces Admiralty Board will be notified regarding this incident. The Gauls will not escape with their barbaric acts.

Thank you.

In Service of Her Majesty, Carina The First.
Carina, Regina, Imperatix

Signed: Commodore James Norrington
Commanding officer of Queen Carina's Privateers
Bretonian Armed Forces.

Gypsie Skripto

Gypsie Skripto

Apollon