04-14-2016, 11:59 AM
This story follows the man named Conan The Keyboard Warrior but he is no normal man he is a man born of flame and toxicity immune to logic and flaming.One day he decided to embark on a journey in search of the Phatest of Lewts.His first destination was the Omnicorns sectors.Whilst traveling he ran in to a few zoner's Conan tried to engage them in a fight hoping to take any lewt they were carrying on board their ships but he was quickly stopped by one of the zoner's who explained to Conan that they have no valuables on board their ships and offered Conan The Dankest of Kush they supposedly found floating around omnicorn 74.Conan happily accepted and left them alone.
Once he reached omnicorn alpha in hopes of proceeding to the tau sectors he saw a fellow pilot being attacked by outcasts and decided to help the outcasts and killed the man.The Outcasts appreciated his help and gave him some cardamine he accepted their gift and continued onward's once he reached tau-23 he saw a battle being fought right in front of him between imperial japs of kusari and outcasts a random freelancer who was in the area was caught in the crossfire and Conan decided to rescue the freelancer.After he rescued the freelancer he took him back to omnicorn alpha's malta for ship repairs and some rest for both him and the unknown freelancer.Conan and the freelancer went to the nearest hotel they can find since the place was to expensive Conan tried to negotiate with the receptionist.The receptionist tried to explain to Conan that he cannot negotiate the price but logic and words proved ineffective against Conan.Conan and the freelancer rested for some time and went to the nearest bar to get to know each other Conan asked the freelancer what his name was.....The freelancer answered my name is Helena Carleusa and so they became best friends.Conan took his dank kush and cardamine mixed it together and made the "DANKEST KUSHDAMINE BLUNT" they smoked it found a prostitute and engaged in a threesome but they did not know that the prostitute was infested/infected.........with 50 different STD's and Conan The Keyboard Warrior and Helena Carleusa instantly deded on the spot.
*The END*
*to be continued*
*lived happily ever after* *actually no cuz they dieded*
Once he reached omnicorn alpha in hopes of proceeding to the tau sectors he saw a fellow pilot being attacked by outcasts and decided to help the outcasts and killed the man.The Outcasts appreciated his help and gave him some cardamine he accepted their gift and continued onward's once he reached tau-23 he saw a battle being fought right in front of him between imperial japs of kusari and outcasts a random freelancer who was in the area was caught in the crossfire and Conan decided to rescue the freelancer.After he rescued the freelancer he took him back to omnicorn alpha's malta for ship repairs and some rest for both him and the unknown freelancer.Conan and the freelancer went to the nearest hotel they can find since the place was to expensive Conan tried to negotiate with the receptionist.The receptionist tried to explain to Conan that he cannot negotiate the price but logic and words proved ineffective against Conan.Conan and the freelancer rested for some time and went to the nearest bar to get to know each other Conan asked the freelancer what his name was.....The freelancer answered my name is Helena Carleusa and so they became best friends.Conan took his dank kush and cardamine mixed it together and made the "DANKEST KUSHDAMINE BLUNT" they smoked it found a prostitute and engaged in a threesome but they did not know that the prostitute was infested/infected.........with 50 different STD's and Conan The Keyboard Warrior and Helena Carleusa instantly deded on the spot.
*The END*
*to be continued*
*lived happily ever after* *actually no cuz they dieded*