07-24-2016, 07:12 AM
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***Official Communiqué, Williams-Mordhauser Distributing***
***Sender Identified: General Secretary Caroline Convair***
***Addressed to: The Office of Alessandro Contari, National Council of Malta***
***CC: Outcast-aligned Factions***
***Subject: Business Clarification, Corporate Registration, Tax Filings***
Good day,
I represent Williams-Mordhauser Distributing (WMD), a corporation recently incorporated under Maltese Corporate Law, as well as the Williams-Mordhauser Distributing Board of Directors.
It has come to the attention of the Board that there have been certain misunderstandings involved with some of our business practices. Chiefly, these concern the trafficking of women, children, manual laborers and armaments into Omicron Alpha, as well as the trafficking of Cardamine out of Omicron Alpha. The majority of Williams-Mordhauser executives strongly prefer the Maltese experience to that of House Space, and so shall endeavour to correct any misunderstandings that may have occured.
In clearest possible terms, Williams-Mordhauser Distributing is keenly interested in a long-term business partnership with the various economic entities of Malta. Williams-Mordhauser Distributing wishes to avoid the appearance of "muscling in on" or otherwise attempting to compete with the Outcasts cartel.
These misunderstandings also concern references to "Maltese Law" within Williams-Mordhauser Distributing communications. It has come to our attention that our legal assistants and subsecretaries have been correcting all instances of "Maltese Corporate Law" to "Maltese Law" within our official communications. The Board of Directors would like to assure you that the offending assistants have been sacked, sent to the Disciplinary Hearing, and fired towards a neutron star, resulting in the termination of their contracts. The Board of Directors would like to assure you that, while we are fully in accordance with Maltese Law, it is Maltese Corporate Law that we shall be using to bludgeon people into co-operating with our economic interests.
It has also come to the attention of the Board that the courier tasked with delivering our Corporate Registry to Malta from our primary office in Omicron Beta had succumbed to the ambient radiation, local wildlife, and/or local radioactive wildlife and, as such, was unable to deliver our corporate registration paperwork. You may find a copy of our corporate registration at this neuralnet link. Please be aware that our primary office has since relocated to Ruiz Base, Omicron Beta, as it is, quote, "Much more inhospitable."
The Board of Directors would also like to take this opportunity to file our taxes for the month of July, 823 A.S. You may view the relevant portions of our monthly balance sheet at this neuralnet link coupled with the calculations for the standard tax rate of twelve percent. After accounting costs and transfer fees, this comes to a sum of Sixty Five Million Credits ($65,000,000), transferrable to an account designated by the National Council of Malta or their legally-appointed representative, to be transferred on or before the 31st of July 823 A.S.
Williams-Mordhauser Distributing wishes you good day, and we look forward to a continuing business relationship between our organizations.
Signed,
***Official Communiqué, Williams-Mordhauser Distributing***
***Sender Identified: General Secretary Caroline Convair***
***Addressed to: The Office of Alessandro Contari, National Council of Malta***
***CC: Outcast-aligned Factions***
***Subject: Business Clarification, Corporate Registration, Tax Filings***
Good day,
I represent Williams-Mordhauser Distributing (WMD), a corporation recently incorporated under Maltese Corporate Law, as well as the Williams-Mordhauser Distributing Board of Directors.
It has come to the attention of the Board that there have been certain misunderstandings involved with some of our business practices. Chiefly, these concern the trafficking of women, children, manual laborers and armaments into Omicron Alpha, as well as the trafficking of Cardamine out of Omicron Alpha. The majority of Williams-Mordhauser executives strongly prefer the Maltese experience to that of House Space, and so shall endeavour to correct any misunderstandings that may have occured.
In clearest possible terms, Williams-Mordhauser Distributing is keenly interested in a long-term business partnership with the various economic entities of Malta. Williams-Mordhauser Distributing wishes to avoid the appearance of "muscling in on" or otherwise attempting to compete with the Outcasts cartel.
These misunderstandings also concern references to "Maltese Law" within Williams-Mordhauser Distributing communications. It has come to our attention that our legal assistants and subsecretaries have been correcting all instances of "Maltese Corporate Law" to "Maltese Law" within our official communications. The Board of Directors would like to assure you that the offending assistants have been sacked, sent to the Disciplinary Hearing, and fired towards a neutron star, resulting in the termination of their contracts. The Board of Directors would like to assure you that, while we are fully in accordance with Maltese Law, it is Maltese Corporate Law that we shall be using to bludgeon people into co-operating with our economic interests.
It has also come to the attention of the Board that the courier tasked with delivering our Corporate Registry to Malta from our primary office in Omicron Beta had succumbed to the ambient radiation, local wildlife, and/or local radioactive wildlife and, as such, was unable to deliver our corporate registration paperwork. You may find a copy of our corporate registration at this neuralnet link. Please be aware that our primary office has since relocated to Ruiz Base, Omicron Beta, as it is, quote, "Much more inhospitable."
The Board of Directors would also like to take this opportunity to file our taxes for the month of July, 823 A.S. You may view the relevant portions of our monthly balance sheet at this neuralnet link coupled with the calculations for the standard tax rate of twelve percent. After accounting costs and transfer fees, this comes to a sum of Sixty Five Million Credits ($65,000,000), transferrable to an account designated by the National Council of Malta or their legally-appointed representative, to be transferred on or before the 31st of July 823 A.S.
Williams-Mordhauser Distributing wishes you good day, and we look forward to a continuing business relationship between our organizations.
Signed,
-Caroline S. Convair, General Secretary, Williams-Mordhauser Distributing