11-27-2016, 04:06 PM
To whom it may concern
I would bid you a joyful greetings however this is a very serious situation we have going on here.
As you're well aware, the gate system between California and New York has been disabled by an electromagnetic pulse rendering the electronics in the structure useless. A full circuit replacement is required and we are underway as we speak trying to fix this.
However, due to the large unnamed terrorist group ravaging this opportunity to strike on all commercial merchant vessels in New York, rendering our deliveries nigh on impossible.
As the time to take to fix this mess is already too long, trying to dodge enemy fire and paying up enormous extortion fees just to get this job done is starting to look like it is not worth the effort while the Department of Defense appears to be sitting on their thumbs.
If something isn't done soon, it's not just the economy that will suffer, but also your edge in fighting the Gauls from the California system. Something needs to be done now.
We also require you to urgently contact Interspace Commerce to start paying out insurance so we can all get paid for this tragic event. It is why the lanes are insured, so that our companies can provide the service needed to maintain the network that our entire House is reliant on. We need to see action now!
In earnest
As you're well aware, the gate system between California and New York has been disabled by an electromagnetic pulse rendering the electronics in the structure useless. A full circuit replacement is required and we are underway as we speak trying to fix this.
However, due to the large unnamed terrorist group ravaging this opportunity to strike on all commercial merchant vessels in New York, rendering our deliveries nigh on impossible.
As the time to take to fix this mess is already too long, trying to dodge enemy fire and paying up enormous extortion fees just to get this job done is starting to look like it is not worth the effort while the Department of Defense appears to be sitting on their thumbs.
If something isn't done soon, it's not just the economy that will suffer, but also your edge in fighting the Gauls from the California system. Something needs to be done now.
We also require you to urgently contact Interspace Commerce to start paying out insurance so we can all get paid for this tragic event. It is why the lanes are insured, so that our companies can provide the service needed to maintain the network that our entire House is reliant on. We need to see action now!
In earnest
Jack Doe
President
Deep Space Engineering