01-11-2017, 07:23 PM
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* A Women ???? Is Seen Wearing A burka *
Dear Senor...*coughs*..Senorita Jess.
As much as I would love to mush your face with my huge mammary glands, I sadly can’t do it. Pepe "Lardon" Senor seems to be falling in love with "YOU" I don’t even know what he sees in you.... I look bigger, I feed him better, I definitely look more manly than you, but Lardon Seems to be falling in love with you and apparently wants to steal your panties. *She lets out a huge fart*I, under any circumstances, cannot let that happen and I shall be the only true love and pantie provider for Pepe Lardon. I want you to pack your bags and leave the Omicrons at once. Dont force me to chase you out of the Omicrons like the women you are.
* A half naked man ....? Walks before the camera and reveals the monster behind the burka*
*Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster.*
FEAR ME JESSEBELEE * Like a ballerina, she rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.She makes a threatening pose in this stance*
You have 12 hours to leave omicrons
Signed with mucho farts
Valeria Lardon.
(Pepe's No 1 Girlfriend)
* She laughs like a dog that's going to die as she rolls over to click the off button *