04-24-2018, 08:40 PM
"Guten Tag, people of Rheinland.
We've got plenty of unfiltered news for you today, courtesy of Generaloberst Albert Weis himself. As you might know, the Rheinweir is moving ships into the Sigma-21 system, under the pretense that it's planet Saigon will be the next great colony of Rheinland. This is simply not true, and is a ploy to launch more attacks into the Sigma systems. Even if plans were erected to colonize Planet Saigon today, it would realistically take years before the Kusari Naval Forces and Gas Miners Guild had even the semblance of an idea to give up this close-proximity world to their territories.
For now, Die Weiße Rose will let the armadas advance, in the hopes that the spread of the Militar and the Bundespolizei will allow us to strike unguarded spots to liberate. Any brave citizens willing to assist are welcome to join our ranks. For those of you that are current employees of Kruger: We recommend that you do not under any circumstances enter Dresden in the next few months, unless you are willing to defect. That place is a warzone, and our prime target for liberation.
In other news, Koeln is now being presented on general NavMaps as Cologne, its modern basic translation. Absolutely nothing has changed there, we assure you, besides purposeful efforts to draw public attention away from the terraforming of Planet Saarbrucken. The Militar is not willing to accept peaceful solutions, which is why they target Saigon instead of this promising world. Planetform, Inc. is known for efficiency and reliability, despite the negative attention their partners get.
For our final bulletin, it is noted that Die Weiße Rose has risen in the ranks of the Bundschuh, and now have majority control of these revolutionaries. This is truly inspiring news, and shows that despite the century-and-a-quarter of conflict, that the seams of the Bundestag's oppression are coming undone. Victory is now only a matter of time!
-Hans Derringer
Sponsored by the Partei für ein neues Rheinland
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