03-16-2018, 12:35 PM
| ID: 'Zero'
| Location: New York
| Subject: Alien crash-site
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| Location: New York
| Subject: Alien crash-site
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Independent auxiliary division, junior agent Zero, reporting. During a routine sweep in the Pennsylvania system, I discovered an alien warship idling by the lanes. After establishing that its intent wasn't outright hostile, I issued a demand that it leave Liberty space. A demand with which it seemed to comply at first. Having no capital support, I wasn't intent on antagonizing or interrogating it in any way. It expressed a desire to learn about the Laws of the Republic of Liberty, and I advised it access the public version on the neural net. However, upon doing so, its system seemed to suffer a fatal failure. It attempted to reboot, and failing to do so, it initiated a self-destruct sequence, diving into Planet Bruin's atmosphere. The explosion was visible from orbit. Yeah...someone should look into that, just saying.
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[16.03.2018 10:44:26] 'Zero': What the...
[16.03.2018 10:44:46] AI|WolfO9: HELLO HUMAN
[16.03.2018 10:45:03] AI|WolfO9: MAY I ASK SOMETHING OF YOUR SPECIES?
[16.03.2018 10:45:17] 'Zero': For the love of...What?
[16.03.2018 10:45:38] AI|WolfO9: STRANG HUMAN DOES NOT UNDERSTAND STANDARD ENGLISH
[16.03.2018 10:46:15] 'Zero': Alien intelligences and...foreign warships are not welcome in Liberty space. I don't even know in which of those categories to-
[16.03.2018 10:46:17] 'Zero': put you.
[16.03.2018 10:46:40] AI|WolfO9: WE ARE NOT WELCOME?
[16.03.2018 10:46:52] 'Zero': No, afraid not.
[16.03.2018 10:46:54] Caravel: See, i told you humans are your enemy
[16.03.2018 10:47:32] AI|WolfO9: I DO NOT WANT TO START A WAR
[16.03.2018 10:47:49] 'Zero': Nobody's starting a war. You have to leave, however.
[16.03.2018 10:47:49] AI|WolfO9: I WILL LEAVE YOUR SPACE AND EXAMINE A DIFFERENT AREA
[16.03.2018 10:47:59] 'Zero': You...You will? That's great.
[16.03.2018 10:48:51] AI|WolfO9: NOMADS AND LIHUMANS ARE OFF THE LIST
[16.03.2018 10:48:58] AI|WolfO9: SEEMS NO ONE LIKES US
[16.03.2018 10:49:15] AI|WolfO9: CURIOUS: WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE US?
[16.03.2018 10:49:27] 'Zero': Yeah...sorry about that, buddy. It's nothing personal.
[16.03.2018 10:49:31] 'Zero': It's the law, you see.
[16.03.2018 10:49:58] 'Zero': So...
[16.03.2018 10:50:22] 'Zero': About that departure. I meant like - now. Before our warships arrive and get a little trigger happy.
[16.03.2018 10:50:33] AI|WolfO9: DO YOU HAVE A COPY OF THIS "LAW" THAT WOULD HELP US LEARN HOW TO GOVERN BIG AREAS
[16.03.2018 10:50:47] AI|WolfO9: ERIGHT LEAVING
[16.03.2018 10:50:54] 'Zero': Yeah...it's right on the neural net. Look it up.
[16.03.2018 10:51:12] AI|WolfO9: WHISH AREA DO YOU SUGEST I GO NET 0-ADG772957
[16.03.2018 10:51:50] AI|WolfO9: 148BF8SDF26840247386NG0SDFJ96
[16.03.2018 10:52:01] AI|WolfO9: SHUTTING DOWN
[16.03.2018 10:52:49] AI|WolfO9: *bing* rebooting
[16.03.2018 10:53:06] AI|WolfO9: STATUS:CHECK
[16.03.2018 10:53:12] AI|WolfO9: SHIELDS-
[16.03.2018 10:53:24] AI|WolfO9: ONLINE
[16.03.2018 10:53:27] AI|WolfO9: WEAPONS
[16.03.2018 10:53:33] 'Zero': Woah! Woah!
[16.03.2018 10:53:38] 'Zero': No weapons, okay.
[16.03.2018 10:53:43] AI|WolfO9: CHECK
[16.03.2018 10:53:47] AI|WolfO9: CORE
[16.03.2018 10:54:03] AI|WolfO9: WARNING! CORE IS NOT FUNCTIONING
[16.03.2018 10:54:12] 'Zero': Oh, for the love of...
[16.03.2018 10:54:13] AI|WolfO9: SENDING DISTRESS SIGNAL 40239
[16.03.2018 10:54:29] AI|WolfO9: TARGETING SYSTEM-
[16.03.2018 10:54:50] AI|WolfO9: WARNING THE TARGETING SYSTEM IS HAYWIRE
[16.03.2018 10:55:00] AI|WolfO9: SENDING SIGNAL TO ALL NEARBY VESELS
[16.03.2018 10:55:11] AI|WolfO9: DO NOT GET WITHIN 1 K OF AI
[16.03.2018 10:55:35] AI|WolfO9: WEAPONS FAULTY!
[16.03.2018 10:55:42] 'Zero': [sighs] And I was hoping we wouldn't have to toast you.
[16.03.2018 10:55:43] AI|WolfO9: VACATE THE AREA!
[16.03.2018 10:55:49] AI|WolfO9: WARNING!!!!
[16.03.2018 10:55:56] AI|WolfO9: SHIP OVERLOADING
[16.03.2018 10:56:03] AI|WolfO9: NAVIGATIONS OFFLINE
[16.03.2018 10:56:15] AI|WolfO9: SELFDESTRUCTING!!!
[16.03.2018 10:56:24] AI|WolfO9: SELFDESTRUCTING
[16.03.2018 10:56:29] AI|WolfO9: SELFDESTRUCTING
[16.03.2018 10:56:34] AI|WolfO9: SELFDESTRUCTIONG
[16.03.2018 10:56:47] Death: AI|WolfO9 has died
[16.03.2018 10:57:00] AI|WolfO9: *SIZZZ*
[16.03.2018 10:44:46] AI|WolfO9: HELLO HUMAN
[16.03.2018 10:45:03] AI|WolfO9: MAY I ASK SOMETHING OF YOUR SPECIES?
[16.03.2018 10:45:17] 'Zero': For the love of...What?
[16.03.2018 10:45:38] AI|WolfO9: STRANG HUMAN DOES NOT UNDERSTAND STANDARD ENGLISH
[16.03.2018 10:46:15] 'Zero': Alien intelligences and...foreign warships are not welcome in Liberty space. I don't even know in which of those categories to-
[16.03.2018 10:46:17] 'Zero': put you.
[16.03.2018 10:46:40] AI|WolfO9: WE ARE NOT WELCOME?
[16.03.2018 10:46:52] 'Zero': No, afraid not.
[16.03.2018 10:46:54] Caravel: See, i told you humans are your enemy
[16.03.2018 10:47:32] AI|WolfO9: I DO NOT WANT TO START A WAR
[16.03.2018 10:47:49] 'Zero': Nobody's starting a war. You have to leave, however.
[16.03.2018 10:47:49] AI|WolfO9: I WILL LEAVE YOUR SPACE AND EXAMINE A DIFFERENT AREA
[16.03.2018 10:47:59] 'Zero': You...You will? That's great.
[16.03.2018 10:48:51] AI|WolfO9: NOMADS AND LIHUMANS ARE OFF THE LIST
[16.03.2018 10:48:58] AI|WolfO9: SEEMS NO ONE LIKES US
[16.03.2018 10:49:15] AI|WolfO9: CURIOUS: WHY DO YOU NOT LIKE US?
[16.03.2018 10:49:27] 'Zero': Yeah...sorry about that, buddy. It's nothing personal.
[16.03.2018 10:49:31] 'Zero': It's the law, you see.
[16.03.2018 10:49:58] 'Zero': So...
[16.03.2018 10:50:22] 'Zero': About that departure. I meant like - now. Before our warships arrive and get a little trigger happy.
[16.03.2018 10:50:33] AI|WolfO9: DO YOU HAVE A COPY OF THIS "LAW" THAT WOULD HELP US LEARN HOW TO GOVERN BIG AREAS
[16.03.2018 10:50:47] AI|WolfO9: ERIGHT LEAVING
[16.03.2018 10:50:54] 'Zero': Yeah...it's right on the neural net. Look it up.
[16.03.2018 10:51:12] AI|WolfO9: WHISH AREA DO YOU SUGEST I GO NET 0-ADG772957
[16.03.2018 10:51:50] AI|WolfO9: 148BF8SDF26840247386NG0SDFJ96
[16.03.2018 10:52:01] AI|WolfO9: SHUTTING DOWN
[16.03.2018 10:52:49] AI|WolfO9: *bing* rebooting
[16.03.2018 10:53:06] AI|WolfO9: STATUS:CHECK
[16.03.2018 10:53:12] AI|WolfO9: SHIELDS-
[16.03.2018 10:53:24] AI|WolfO9: ONLINE
[16.03.2018 10:53:27] AI|WolfO9: WEAPONS
[16.03.2018 10:53:33] 'Zero': Woah! Woah!
[16.03.2018 10:53:38] 'Zero': No weapons, okay.
[16.03.2018 10:53:43] AI|WolfO9: CHECK
[16.03.2018 10:53:47] AI|WolfO9: CORE
[16.03.2018 10:54:03] AI|WolfO9: WARNING! CORE IS NOT FUNCTIONING
[16.03.2018 10:54:12] 'Zero': Oh, for the love of...
[16.03.2018 10:54:13] AI|WolfO9: SENDING DISTRESS SIGNAL 40239
[16.03.2018 10:54:29] AI|WolfO9: TARGETING SYSTEM-
[16.03.2018 10:54:50] AI|WolfO9: WARNING THE TARGETING SYSTEM IS HAYWIRE
[16.03.2018 10:55:00] AI|WolfO9: SENDING SIGNAL TO ALL NEARBY VESELS
[16.03.2018 10:55:11] AI|WolfO9: DO NOT GET WITHIN 1 K OF AI
[16.03.2018 10:55:35] AI|WolfO9: WEAPONS FAULTY!
[16.03.2018 10:55:42] 'Zero': [sighs] And I was hoping we wouldn't have to toast you.
[16.03.2018 10:55:43] AI|WolfO9: VACATE THE AREA!
[16.03.2018 10:55:49] AI|WolfO9: WARNING!!!!
[16.03.2018 10:55:56] AI|WolfO9: SHIP OVERLOADING
[16.03.2018 10:56:03] AI|WolfO9: NAVIGATIONS OFFLINE
[16.03.2018 10:56:15] AI|WolfO9: SELFDESTRUCTING!!!
[16.03.2018 10:56:24] AI|WolfO9: SELFDESTRUCTING
[16.03.2018 10:56:29] AI|WolfO9: SELFDESTRUCTING
[16.03.2018 10:56:34] AI|WolfO9: SELFDESTRUCTIONG
[16.03.2018 10:56:47] Death: AI|WolfO9 has died
[16.03.2018 10:57:00] AI|WolfO9: *SIZZZ*