06-12-2020, 03:57 AM
ID: Yunoki Misaki
Encryption: TL-Mine2
Recipient: Nishi Izumi
CC: None
Subject: Laws
Konbanwa,
I arrived home safely, so don't worry!
Today my day has been really interesting. I managed to loot 12 million credits from various traders. I also got some Junyo Fire Pearls. You know. They are red and they are pearls from planet Junyo. Right now I am going through the laws of Kusari and I noticed something really interesting. Want to know what?
They don't really apply to me. Because you see. I went over them and I saw I have broken every single one of them at some point. Lets go over them.
- 2-1 Insulting a Kusari Law Enforcer is a crime, and you can be fined for doing so.
Well. Yes, I think I did this at some point. I think hitting a cop in the face with a sake bottle counts as an insult right?
- 2-2 Piracy is not tolerated in Kusari Territory and Kusari Zones of Influence.
I am a thief and a pirate. A pretty good one aswell. I just like collecting pretty things.
- 2-3 Assaulting lawful and civilian vessels is not tolerated in Kusari Territory and Kusari Zones of Influence.
I think taking out that battlecruiser a couple of times says enough.
- 2-4 Disobeying a direct order from a Kusari Law Enforcer is a crime.
You wanted to escort me out of Kusari and I escaped. Did you like my little trick? It went like poof! and Misaki was gone.
- 2-5 Enforcers shall not use lethal force against allied vessels, except in self-defence.
Shhh... I shot an ally before... Don't tell anyone or I will get in trouble. Nah, just kidding. I was told to do it and it was fun.
Now lets go over the next section. Contraband. Yes, I love my guns and cardamine. I will sell you some cardamine next time. You will like it. I will sell you the special Misaki style cardi, which is regular cardamine but sold by me! Also I use the very illegal Golden Chrysanthemum technology, because I am a Golden Chrysanthemum that does Golden Chrysanthemums things with Golden Chrysanthemum technology. Yes, something like that.
Oh wait, I am just reading that makes me an enemy of Kusari by default. Why is that? I say that is some pretty bad discrimination. If GC is a race I would call you all for racism aswell, because nomads and coalition are on this list aswell. And Nomads are blue and Coalition is red. You even got different flavors of cheese on there.
Yes I might be a little intoxicated. Say hi to everyone from me. Oh and before I forget. I am sorry that I tried to kill you a couple of times, but can you add more laws to this list so I have something to do? I mean I have already broken all the laws you have on that list and I want a new challenge.
Sayonara!
Squad Leader
Yunoki Misaki
Yunoki Misaki