Discovery Gaming Community

[4:53:36 PM] Ted Sanford: wait what am I hired to do?
[4:55:00 PM] Joseph (Secret PvP Canadian): Conquer Europe! From East, to West!
[4:55:05 PM] Joseph (Secret PvP Canadian): Unite it all under one banner!
[4:55:14 PM] Joseph (Secret PvP Canadian): Behold, Ted Sanford the Great!
[4:55:33 PM] Ted Sanford: shall I put on my stalin mustache now?
[4:55:37 PM] Danny: YALALALALALA
[4:57:15 PM] Joseph (Secret PvP Canadian): No.
[4:57:16 PM] Joseph (Secret PvP Canadian): Silly.
[4:57:23 PM] Joseph (Secret PvP Canadian): Put on your Robe and Wizard Hat.
[4:57:25 PM] Joseph (Secret PvP Canadian): No.
[4:57:26 PM] Joseph (Secret PvP Canadian): I mean...
[4:57:36 PM] Joseph (Secret PvP Canadian): Put on your Spear and Armor!
[4:57:44 PM] Ted Sanford: shall I defeat people with magic sticks of death?
[4:57:53 PM] Ted Sanford: oh spears much better
[4:58:16 PM] Ted Sanford: Ted Sanford makes an army of barbarians
[4:58:31 PM] Ted Sanford: Ted Sanford gives them all '20's era suits and tommy guns
[4:58:53 PM] Ted Sanford: Ted Sanford commands them to go forth and conquer europe from madrid to moscow.
[4:59:49 PM] Joseph (Secret PvP Canadian): Noooooooo!
[4:59:51 PM] Joseph (Secret PvP Canadian): ;(
[5:00:06 PM] Joseph (Secret PvP Canadian): http://www.mlahanas.de/Greeks/images/Hop...entury.jpg
[5:00:08 PM] Joseph (Secret PvP Canadian): THIS DAMN IT!
[5:00:13 PM | Edited 5:00:50 PM] Joseph (Secret PvP Canadian): PUT ON YOUR SPEAR AND BRONZE BREASTPLATE!
[5:00:44 PM] Ted Sanford: Ted Sanford confiscates the tommy guns and suits and gives everyone armor and hoplite equipment
[5:00:51 PM] Joseph (Secret PvP Canadian): Yay!
[5:01:03 PM] Ted Sanford: Ted Sanford gives the suits and tommy guns to the commissars
[5:01:09 PM] Joseph (Secret PvP Canadian): xD
[5:01:10 PM] Joseph (Secret PvP Canadian): Oh Dear.

[00:25:35] Titouan (Enoch): COME ON
[00:25:37] Titouan (Enoch): MORE
[00:25:41] Amelia: Amelia slaps Enoch harder.
[00:25:43] Amelia: More?!
[00:25:44] Titouan (Enoch): YEAH
[00:25:48] Titouan (Enoch): MORE!!
[00:25:52] Amelia: Amelia slaps and kicks Enoch.
[00:25:59] Titouan (Enoch): OW YEAH
[00:26:23] Amelia: Amelia slaps, kicks and punches Enoch.
[00:26:28] Amelia: ((punch))
[00:26:47] Titouan (Enoch): OH COME ON
[00:26:50] Titouan (Enoch): YEAHHH !

[4:59:43 AM] Matthew Keil: You could get attacked by a bus of angry kindergarten students!

[15:46:58] Matt (Loken): MY COMPUTER IS PLAYING STAR WARS MUSIC AND I DONT KNOW WHY
[15:47:00] Matt (Loken): IT WONT STOP
[15:47:12] Matt (Loken): oh
[15:47:16] Matt (Loken): it was on a web page

[9:23:59 AM] Alex - Comrade.: HAHA
[9:24:03 AM] Alex - Comrade.: THE KPT DISBANDED
[9:24:07 AM] Alex - Comrade.: there is a god!

[7:17:46 PM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: "New Restaraunt; North Korea."
[7:17:48 PM] Crayola's Favourite Test Subject: ohohoh
[7:17:55 PM] Crayola's Favourite Test Subject: do a twilight parody
[7:18:04 PM] Nightfury: Already been done.
[7:18:04 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): "You want burger? Burger not want you! Here milk shake, go away!"
[7:18:07 PM] Nightfury: Nightfury shoos.
[7:18:36 PM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: [7:18 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot):

<<< "You want burger? Burger not want you! Here milk shake, go away!"Was going to shoop the Kim Jon-il Pokemon parody.
[7:18:39 PM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: Take the head and the arm.
[7:18:44 PM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: Shoop a Big-Mac into his hand.
[7:19:36 PM] Nightfury: Nightfury sighs.
[7:19:36 PM] Nightfury: I need
[7:19:42 PM] Nightfury: I NEED some photoshop work to do
[7:19:42 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): AHAHAHAHA!
[7:19:43 PM] Nightfury: idle
[7:19:44 PM] Nightfury: hands
[7:19:45 PM] Nightfury: blarg
[7:19:46 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): I'd pay to see that.
[7:19:47 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Like...
[7:19:49 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Good money.
[7:19:52 PM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: I'm going to make it.
[7:19:55 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): DO IT!
[7:19:57 PM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: And in the bottom right, the M logo.
[7:20:00 PM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: And the caption,
[7:20:07 PM] Ben S. [Kangaraptor'„¢]: "YOU WANT BIG MAC NOW!"

[5:55:14 AM] Harus: So japan had an earthquake, and hawaii just had one
[6:02:21 AM] Evangeline McDowell: >_>
[6:02:31 AM] Evangeline McDowell: all my molestable japanese school girls q_q


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[5:43:19 PM] Saronsen: I don't mind Gallia existing
[5:43:27 PM] Saronsen: It caters to my hunger for medieval style play
[5:43:35 PM] Saronsen: Albeit your horse flies at a thousand miles an hour
[5:43:39 PM] Saronsen: and shoots laser beams
[5:43:52 PM] Saronsen: But we can't all be perfect

[11:39:09] Davor: !IPVt9ćrnpFVP!NCG
[11:39:11] Davor: can't find my pants -.-

[19:06:24] Jakub: And i haz no school tomorow...
[19:06:48] Jakub: Going to hospital (sun)
[19:06:54] Jens (Jansen): Q_Q?
[19:07:01] Jakub: Nope... no Q_Q
[19:07:07] Jens (Jansen): Ill be visiting the doc as well
[19:07:22] Jakub: I will have my casts removed...
[19:07:36] Jens (Jansen): 8-|
[19:07:44] Rommie: casts!
[19:07:47] Rommie: you got casts in you?
[19:07:51] Rommie: how the hell?!
[19:07:59] Jakub: On me... not in me..
[19:08:06] Rommie: ON YOU!?
[19:08:11] Jens (Jansen)::D
[19:08:15] Jakub: Yus... on both my hands...
[19:08:17] Jakub::P
[19:08:19] Rommie: JESUS
[19:08:26] Rommie: you touched them?!
[19:08:58] Jakub: Well, err... i have no choice... they are kinda... wrapped around my hands...
[19:09:34] Jakub: I like to swing them arround as clubs...
[19:09:42] Jens (Jansen)::D
[19:09:56] Rommie: ...
[19:09:58] Jakub: What? Its funny!
[19:10:06] Rommie: you use 'casts as clubs...
[19:10:11] Jakub: Yus
[19:10:14] Rommie: you are a very sick person.
[19:10:27] Rommie: i don't even want to know how you got them sticked to your hands.
[19:10:36] Jakub: Allright... so how should i use them, eh? Smarguy...
[19:10:49] Rommie: you kill them.
[19:11:00] Jakub: Ohh... well, they are dead already...
[19:11:22] Jens (Jansen): (rofl)
[19:11:26] Jakub: Dead since i got them... like three weeks ago...
[19:11:30] Rommie: so... you got DEAD 'casts sticked to your hands?!
[19:11:45] Rommie: holy ****.
[19:12:17] Jakub: Yeah... and i will have them removed tomorow...
[19:12:24 | Upraveno 19:12:32] Jakub: My hands are starting to smell...
[19:12:27] Jens (Jansen): 8-|
[19:13:16] Rommie: how are you going to get past the cardi adiction after keeping them all this time next to you?
[19:13:18] Rommie: wait...
[19:13:27] Rommie: HOW WERE YOU SLEEPING WITH THEM STICKED TO YOUR HANDS?!
[19:13:48] Elay ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ SunCore ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸: Rommie, what is wrong about casts?:)
[19:13:49] Jakub: I hhave them under my pillow... its more comfortable...
[19:13:58] Rommie: how the hell do they fit?
[19:14:04] Jens (Jansen): Kids.
[19:14:08] Jens (Jansen): They are smaller
[19:14:10] Rommie: how big are your pillows mate?
[19:14:13] Jens (Jansen): But a bit more rare.
[19:14:20] Jakub: Well... they kinda stick out.... but i have a really big pillow...
[19:14:30] Rommie: damn...
[19:14:44] Rommie: are they... mature, or are they like... kids?
[19:15:01] Jakub: Dunno... how do you tell the difference..?
[19:15:25] Jakub: The just barely fit my hands...
[19:15:37] Rommie: well, kids are smaller and they cry, poop, cry when they poop and poop when they cry
[19:15:43 | Upraveno 19:15:59] Jakub: So... they are too small for legs or something simmilary sized...
[19:15:48] Rommie: and mature 'casts tend to poop only when scared ****less.
[19:15:56] Rommie: and are usually bigger.
[19:16:18] Jakub: Well they are dead.. so they really cant do those things...
[19:16:34] Elay ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ SunCore ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸: >.>
[19:16:37] Rommie: are you sure?
[19:16:41] Rommie: did you try scaring them?
[19:16:43] Jakub: Damm sure...
[19:16:52 | Upraveno 19:16:56] Elay ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ SunCore ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸: you guys are speaking in different languages it seems..
[19:17:20 | Upraveno 19:17:38] Jakub: Well... they are wrapped around my hands for three weeks... Scary enough..?
[19:17:40] Rommie: try yelling at them.
[19:17:52] Jakub: Nothing...
[19:17:58] Rommie: then they sure are dead...
[19:18:04] Jakub: But i never really expected a reaction...
[19:18:15] Rommie: what are you going to do with the bodies?
[19:18:18] Rommie: wait..
[19:18:20] Rommie: who's taking them down?
[19:18:33] Jakub: Doctor...
[19:18:54] Rommie: mh... makes sense...
[19:19:06] Rommie: so what are you going to do with the bodies?
[19:19:17] Jakub: You mean the remains..?
[19:19:29] Jakub: Throw them in the bin i guess...
[19:19:38] Rommie: the bin?!
[19:19:46] Rommie: where is the bin located?
[19:20:00] Jakub: Yeah, like... thrash can...
[19:20:06] Panzer: lolcast corses are good for one thing only.
[19:20:09] Panzer: Desacration
[19:20:14] Rommie: panzer is right.
[19:20:16] Elay ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ SunCore ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸: XD
[19:20:25] Jakub: They are not really lolcasts...
[19:20:30] Rommie: you shouln't keep 'cast remains in your bin...
[19:20:33] Jakub: These are just casts...
[19:20:36] Elay ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ SunCore ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸::D
[19:20:42] Rommie: i mean.. besides the obvious cardi adiction, they stink.
[19:20:56] Rommie: i'm surprised you didn't notice it until now..
[19:20:56] Elay ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ SunCore ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸: this converstaion must be taken to forums XDDD
[19:20:57] Jakub: They were keeping my bones together...
[19:21:03] Rommie: HOLY ****
[19:21:15] Jakub: Bones in my thumbs..
[19:21:20] Jakub: on hands...
[19:21:22] Rommie: HOW?!