10-09-2009, 04:02 PM
Welcome to the neural net of Liberty Tour Service.
Liberty Tour Service, or LTS for short, is the premiere (and only) bus company in liberty. Our goal is to bring you safe, and fast to your destination, anywhere within liberty. You can recongise our busses by the LTS logo on the side.
BACKGROUND INFORMATION
Liberty Bus Service was founded in 800 A.S. by William Anker. Mr Anker, at the time working for Interspace, was getting tired of being blown up in his `Starflea` (as the well known civilian Starflier is called) every trip to work. floating to work in an escape pod takes ages, so he was fired for being late too often.
Then mr. Anker got the idea to start a small civilian tranport company. Surely there were more people like him, who wanted fast, reliable and non-exploding tranportation to work. So it began. Mr. Anker bought an used Rhino freighter and started to modify it with the help of some <strike>junkers</strike> friends. Soon, the LTS 1 was born. The very first bus in service.
The working man soon realised what a blessing public transport was: cheap, fast, (almost) safe and always some smelly, fat, sweaty geek sitting next to you for convesation. Liberty Tour Service grew faster than cardigrass and soon the LTS armade consisted of no less than 16 busses, <strike>all on the verge of exploding</strike>.
Today, you can still see the trusty Rhino busses zooming past, bringing people to their destionation... safe...fast...and cheap.
SERVICES
Liberty Tour Service carries all types of passengers within Liberty Borders. To us, it doesn`t matter if you are a hard working salaryman, a backstabbing junker, cardi sniffing Hacker or policeman. As long as you pay the fare, you are more than welcome. If you don`t pay the fare... Well. you get to be safety Inspector for LTS. You`ll have to check the airlocks. From the outside. Without a spacesuit.
LTS also handles packages. small packages. We do NOT transport anything over a cubic meter in size. Nor do we transport anything toxic. (oderless toxics are exempted from this)
LTS also prides itself with its wide knowledge of Liberty. Our pilots will tell you all about the sights and landmarks you will see while underway.
LINES
Liberty Tour Service flies to all borders of Liberty. End stations are as follows:
Cortez - Planet Curacao (outside of Liberty borders, but we were bribed by lazy public servants wanting to mellow out there, so bite us)
Texas - Planet Houston (`passengers` headed for Sugarland are asked to tranfer here)
Colorado - Planet denver
LTS busses stop at all locations in between, except for those stations shooting at us.
Just press the `I want to get the hell off` button next to the airlock release button (please don`t mix these 2 up. We will sue) and our pilot will set you down in no time at all. If you want to get on, just press the `I want to get the hell on` button at the nearest LTS busdock, found on every major station or spacedock. The nearest LTS bus will pick you up in no time at all.
PRICES
<strike>Liberty Tour Service guarantees a bang for your buck.</strike>
Liberty Tour Service guarantees safe and cheap tranport. Hell, it may even be comfortable, unless you`re a whining tosser.
Our prices are as follows.
100.000 cr `Get the hell on fee`
200.000 cr for every stop.
* prices subject to change according to customers attitude.
** passengers subject to pirating will pay their share of the `tax`, or will be sold as slaves instead.
CONTACT
Suggestions? Praise? <strike>Comments?</strike>
Please let us know. Feel free to drop a line in this neural net, or contact our customer support at these comms: wedon`tgivearat`sass - LTS communications channel.
Liberty Tour Service wishes you a pleasant journey!