To all criminals and terrorists who seem to be congregating on Bretonia... be wary. While you think you are big, or clever, or important, if you anger me, or do anything pathetically small minded that damages my own plans, I shall brush you aside as if you were but a stray leaf in the wind.
To the Joker: You apparently want to be the largest crime boss? Ha! Don't make me laugh. You haven't the IQ to run a small downtown cornershop on Leeds, and yet you want to rule the criminal elements? Don't get in my way.
If you pathetic excuses for criminals want to run around having temper tantrums, it's fine by me, just don't get in my way. If you're on my turf, you don't piss me off, understood?
Keep one eye open. I have been... 'busy' lately. Never fear Bretonians, do not worry Kusarians, don't panic Buccaneers, I am not far...
I'm never far.
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The current crop of new criminals has been substandard thus far.
We hope you intend to cull some of the lesser specimens before they become a threat to our operations, but we suspect they would not be worth your time.
And we would not be so arrogant as to demand something of one such as yourself.
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Comm ID: [TAZ]Annette Donut
If you try to destroy Bretonia outright, the Zoners will not be happy, especially if you move on to the Freeport in Omega-3 afterwards.
Annette out.
From: Captain Henry Morgan
Source: Pirate Frigate Leviathan, <Routing Data Corrupted>
To: Salazar Kithe
Re: Idle Threats
Ahh, Mr. Kithe! We haven't heard from ye in a while. How was yer vacation, lad? I would've went to Curacao and lost meself in women and wine, but I'm not sure if women are quite yer thing, if ye take me meanin'.
Anyway, back to business. I think ye'll forgive me and me lads if we think that yer bluster has lost some of it's potency these days. Ye see, we've got a picture from the gun camera of one of our bombers showing yer precious little dreadnaught taking some Supernova shots from us framed and hung in the Buccaneer's Bay for the enjoyment of one and all. I also keep the credit chip containing the three million credits we extorted from yer sorry hide on my desk as a reminder of what's possible with a little determination and lots of firepower.
Lad, yer threats are definately coming up short. We look forward to extorting more credits from ye in the future!
Captain Henry Morgan
Ah, Mr Morgan. You do amuse me, possibly a reason why I don't crush you once and for all. However, remember I extended that donation to you merely because of other pressing matters... oh, and I felt sorry for you. Perhaps it was a mistake.
No matter.
Keep an eye out for Alliance.Ship-Vengeance, as she has now been officially relaunched... I would like to see how you manage to fair against an old time nuke... *Chuckles*
Have a good day Mr Morgan.