12-16-2009, 02:48 PM
It was a dark and stormy night.
Some months thereafter, the weather was quite pleasant. This among other factors lead the destitute Maximilian Immelmann to cast aside the last of his morals and inhibitions. He was never a particularly kind man. After his family was brutally killed in his youth by one identifying himself only as "ADMIN", he had cared little for the lives of those around him. And yet, this was beyond anything he had ever done. As he watched, a technician walked off the hangar floor and in to the bathroom. Silently, Immelmann followed him. The door closed behind him as his countenance glided over the smooth tiled floor. As the mechanic finished with his extraordinarily lengthy urination, a sharp blow to the base of his skull precluded any and all possibility of his fly being properly re-zipped. Immelmann wasted no time, tearing the the mechanic's clothing away from his hot, sultry body. Two minutes later, his cheeks rosy and his nose wrinkling from the stench of the garments' former owner, Maximilian Immelmann stepped in to the hangar.
As he walked through the hangar, Max felt a twinge of guilt. Certainly, he had always wanted to fly, but the means by which he was now pursuing this dream left an even darker taste in his mouth than had the exciting mechanic he had left in the bathroom. As he rounded the corner, he laid eyes on the most beautiful ship he had ever seen. It was a Liberty Upholder Bomber. Then and there, he knew he had to have it. As luck would have it, the pilot was inside, making his final preflight adjustments. Without making a sound, Immelmann snuck aboard. Using dental floss, a toothpick, two quarter-inch screws and his imagination, Immelmann was able to brutally murder the officer onboard the ship, construct a voice modifier to fool the folks at Liberty Navy HQ, and make a hasty skin graft of the officer's face and fingers in under two minutes. Thus equipped, he became an officer in the Liberty Navy. After some six months of excellent flying and good behavior, he was able to hack in to the Liberty Navy Database and change the officer's (Now his) name back to Maximilian Immelmann.
He now soars through the endless void, reveling in the freedom of the infinite sky.
Some months thereafter, the weather was quite pleasant. This among other factors lead the destitute Maximilian Immelmann to cast aside the last of his morals and inhibitions. He was never a particularly kind man. After his family was brutally killed in his youth by one identifying himself only as "ADMIN", he had cared little for the lives of those around him. And yet, this was beyond anything he had ever done. As he watched, a technician walked off the hangar floor and in to the bathroom. Silently, Immelmann followed him. The door closed behind him as his countenance glided over the smooth tiled floor. As the mechanic finished with his extraordinarily lengthy urination, a sharp blow to the base of his skull precluded any and all possibility of his fly being properly re-zipped. Immelmann wasted no time, tearing the the mechanic's clothing away from his hot, sultry body. Two minutes later, his cheeks rosy and his nose wrinkling from the stench of the garments' former owner, Maximilian Immelmann stepped in to the hangar.
As he walked through the hangar, Max felt a twinge of guilt. Certainly, he had always wanted to fly, but the means by which he was now pursuing this dream left an even darker taste in his mouth than had the exciting mechanic he had left in the bathroom. As he rounded the corner, he laid eyes on the most beautiful ship he had ever seen. It was a Liberty Upholder Bomber. Then and there, he knew he had to have it. As luck would have it, the pilot was inside, making his final preflight adjustments. Without making a sound, Immelmann snuck aboard. Using dental floss, a toothpick, two quarter-inch screws and his imagination, Immelmann was able to brutally murder the officer onboard the ship, construct a voice modifier to fool the folks at Liberty Navy HQ, and make a hasty skin graft of the officer's face and fingers in under two minutes. Thus equipped, he became an officer in the Liberty Navy. After some six months of excellent flying and good behavior, he was able to hack in to the Liberty Navy Database and change the officer's (Now his) name back to Maximilian Immelmann.
He now soars through the endless void, reveling in the freedom of the infinite sky.