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[font=Trebuchet Ms]I already had some of these but they were destroyed on Barrier. Now I need these items delivered fast, in one shipment:

[color=#33CC00]200 units of engine components
200 units of high-temperature alloy
200 units of basic alloy
200 units of robotic components
300 units of H-fuel
200 units of nuclear devices
200 units of plutonium
200 units of cat-food
30 units of VIPs

Considering that those commie bastards killed my dogs, I need this shipment for my cats, who survived intact aboard the Asylum, and for my outside associates as well, who fly along with me sometimes just killing people out of simple boredom. Don't waste my time by contacting this channel unless you have all the goods ready. First place gets 50 millions of credits. No reward for the second place.

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--transmisson continued--


Herr Joker,

our ships are loaded with all of your mentioned needings, and with many other usable devices.
They already arrived to Barrier and they will wait for your signal there to hnd the package to you.

Grocery list-checked.

I hope yall find it useful.

yours

Dr. Lowe

--transmisson still continued--


Greetings herr Joker.

We are still on your base and still noone appeared up to collect the goods what you ordered. In a dangerous case like this I dont really want to push out the devices and the plutonium and see what will happen with barrier gate-form a distance casue Im sure in that case the explosion would be seen from 300k. So, please make sure that it will be the first thing what you take care of after you waked up today. Four of our ships are waiting on Barrier gate, and they cannot continue their routes before this delivery was not fulfilled. 2 salvagers and 2 escort ships, unable to continue the planned transports.

If you cancelled this list, let us know. In that case we will give the alloy and the food for random people on Barrier gate, but I think it would be better if you would put them into your personnal hangars. We have other customers who are willingly pay for devices and so, but we cannot let this items go in bad hands, unless you really bored Barrier.

Send me a sign when you are ready. But make sure that itll be a close date. After you told that its a wery urgent package, we completed it as soon it was possible.

We are still waiting herr Joker. But cannot do it for too long. We already lost over 120millions with keeping 2 of our salvagers on Barrier for 2 days (trust me whan I say its terribly under-calculated number jsut to not inform my competitiors about our regular incomes). Its okey, we can understand that you had better things to do (killin innocents), but it would be harsh from you to keep us there for another 2 days increasing our losses far over 250mills. If you think we are communists and you want us to wait till we dies from aging, than I must inform you that we have no and never had any connections with them, so its quite a bad idea to make your friends wait for days...especially when its you who told that you need the package ASAP.

yours:
Dr.Lowe

edit 17:56:another transmission on the next day.:

Well herr joker. After we finally met in space, you informed us that somebody has collected our reward when we was resting on your base waiting for you. It seems we have 2 main problems here:1: your thugs and your communcation lines are a little slow...arent they? We can grant you the newest brand of move-wire and reflex-wire nanowares, just like some math spu into their brains.
2.: You doesnt cared about anything just want to pay for anyone who is in space at the time. no matter if we called for you before and we communnicated while you were in battle- when ya arrived home you just gone to sleep as our agents informed us, and when you woke up you just simply forgot to contact us- instead you payed for the 1st guy who you met outside of the station. no matter that he was only the fith. Or less.

For the 1st case we gave you a sollution. Contact us if you are interested with upgrading your band with cy-wares or no-wares. For the 2nd case. well We feel lucky that you accepted the extra supplies what we transported to you. I can tell you I feel a little lucky that you had no hangars ready to store more devices and plutonium, beside another bomb attack aganist the gate would destroy everything in 30k range.

Apparently Im sure you doesnt care how stabile are the goods what the confirmation child gave you, beside you want to use them up in special way.

Well, since we cannot give you anything else than cat food from that list, plus those stripper girls what you whispered before, we dont put any fee on you. Even if i have to tell you that your tricky project gave us enough time to rest, but took away quite a big pile of non-existin money thing. It is not a problem (for someone who burns up 500millions of credits), but it will mean, that we will not accept any new ,,grocery list,, from you, beside 1: time factor is not based on real time but based on your inner clock what we cannot calculate out yet (note: our scientists has a few concepts of your own time but none of them seemed to work correctly). 2: you simply doesnt care about us enough to answer our Diplomatic calls.

Herr Joker. we see the point, and this time we have to excuse about this ,,mutch,, trouble what we caused to you with our silly offers.

We will wait for a few days, and we will make the necesseary steps to grant that you take us seriously, and realize that there are more powerful allies than delivery boys of c. Even if you thought that we are such a company.
We will not wait for anything else form you. At this time my superiors ordered me to inform you that you will have to call for us specially via secured comm channels if you wishez anything, we wont get in contact with you again since you doesnt need our aid.

The rest items of the list were donated to the civilians and their families who were harmed by the communist attack in the name of the people. (the devices and the plutonium is still on our ship not far from Barrier. We will make the steps what we find useful. Good luck herr Joker. We hope that terrorism is profitable. So alone. Among those mindless n funny thugs...I think i have the answer for the special question what prevented us to get the point of your views...

Yours faithfully:
Dr.Lowe

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