07-03-2007, 01:44 PM
Before I start, i know its not 100% accurate, the whole Earth exodus thing which began Sirius etc etc. Please dont mention i will kill you, in space of course.
ARTICLE 1
It was a cold night on planet Earth and Missingno. was laying in bed trying to sleep. Well, sort of anyway, we shall move on. He was thinking about where his life was going, knowing he wanted a fuller life, to leave the sprawling urban skyline and the green country and the wide oceans and venture more. Of course that would mean leaving Earth and only NASA could do that, plus he didnt have several million to pay for his intergalactic trip to the moon.
He messed with his hair, revealing a small scar above his forehead, a scar shaped like what a learned man may say... A blast of energy. The scar was minor however when agitated it produced a small purple glow.
"grrr..." he said to himself.
Outside was dark however a silhouette showed the figure of a man who was tall and mighty, dressed in jeans and a shirt with a long black overcoat. This man also appeared to be flying a large piece of fruit. There was a loud clash of thunder and the lightning light up the room. The man outside was now stood next to him.
Of course Missingno. was used to strange men and 7 foot pieces of fruit being in his room so he showed no fear. He looked up to the mans eyes who spoke...
"Missy, I have come for you son! These people, been treating you badly, Im taking ya to a better place, where the universe is safe from terrorists!"
At that moment Missingno.'s aunt and uncle burst into the room. Their faces were that of horror when they saw the tall man, holding under his arm a GOLDEN BLADE, which they knew was one of the most deadly weapons in Sirius.
"we thought that that that we err wouldnt see yiz type round ere no more..." said his uncle standing in front of his wife protectively.
"what type?" asked Missingno. as he was adjusting the bed sheets.
"WHAT?" boomed the great man. "YOU'VE NOT TOLD HIM?"
"well er er you see sir we...", Missingno.'s uncle was cut short but a short blast of a deaths hand Mk1
"right missy, we are leaving" and with that the stranger grabbed Missingno.'s arm and pulled him onto the 7 foot banana and then he himself climbed on it.
"What have you done to my uncle?!" asked a nervous Missingno.
"Need not trouble you laddy, it only does 20 shield damage with a refire rate of 8, no worries" replied the man. "Oh, and my name is Wolfpack"
Wolfpack98 then grabbed the reigns of his flying banana and the 2 flew off out the window, only to touch down on the ground a few minutes later.
"OMFG STFU BBQ WTF IS THAT???" asked Missingno.. Strange, surely he would of said that about a 7 foot flying banana.
"Thats an avenger, the finest ship in the whole of New York, quite possibly Liberty too."
"New York? As in the city?"
"No son, as in the star system"
"Alright, no need to be sarcastic, its just with a flying banana anything is possible..."
"No, Im being serious, New York system, Liberty Space, Sirius Sector"
The two entered the ship.
"What, as in this is a space ship?"
"You better believe it."
"COOL."
The ship took off at blistering pace, leaving the Milky Way and approaching the Sirius sector.
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The ship landed in front of a huge tower, bearing a huge star with the word 'LIBERTY' next to it. Missingno. was trying to make sense of what was happening. Wolfpack left the ship and Missingno. followed him.
"Welcome to Manhattan, the heart of Sirius"
"Excuse me sir, i hate to mention it but the name above your head, which is just as weird, has changed" stated the confused Missingno.
"Good, i would of hoped it would have:)" responded Wolfpack, "you see the 8492nd are the elite protectors of Sirius and it is people like me who make sure people like you come to us where youre meant to be. Now, hurry up, someone needs a word with you!"
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"New recruit" said Wolfpack to a man at the door of the tall building.
"Well of course, he has been expecting him.
The two men nodded and Missingno. and Wolfpack entered the building and went up some stairs into a small room. Sat there was a non descript character was sat in the shadows with a small glass of Vodka.
"Hello young Missingno., we've been waiting for you. The outsiders been treating you allright?"
"Huh?" Asked Missingno..
"Yes, outsiders, our name for non Freelancing folk." replied the person from behind the desk. "It will all become clear in time, young Missingno.. Can i just ask you a few questions first to allow you through to our world? By the way im Igiss."
Missingno. snapped out of his daydream about scantily clad women and replied. "Yeah sure thats fine."
"Name?"
"Chris..."
"No screename.- We'll just call you Missingno.. People here seem to know a lot about you already."
"They do?" asked Missingno. curiously.
"Well yes, your scar has made you somewhat of a celebrity. I presume you know how your parents died?"
"Oh yeah. They died when i was little in a car crash." Missingno. said, staring sadly at the floor.
"Thats where you are wrong young Missingno.. They werent killed in a car crash. They were hit by a "hot" weapon." Wolfpack shuddered at the sound of the word. "Im sorry you had to hear it this way." Igiss explained.
"A hot weapon??" Missingno. asked, his face perplexed.
"Its a certain cannon, only certain ships carry them, its very hard for people to get hold of them and me and Igiss like it that way. We dont talk about them round here." Wolfpack answered.
"Cannon?"
"Missingno. you have many questions young child, but all will soon become apparent. Now we'll just finish off validating your account, before you get some sleep in the offline section," Igiss said wisely.
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Missingno. slept peacefully that night. He entered the commodoties section and bunked with another people who seemed to be in a similar situation.
"You will be OK here. No one can interact with you in many ways when your in the commodities section. Its as good as being offline, although without the negative effect of not being away from the action." said a stranger.
"heh, you seem to know what your doing." replied Missingno.
"Not really friend, only been here a day or so."
"Well, i'm Missingno. by the way."
"Gwynzer, mate. Over there is Finius and Sid, both are also newbies like us."
"Sup mate." asked Finius.
"err, not much, Wolfpack just bought me here" Missingno. replied.
"Outsider eh? Yiz was too eh Gywnzer" asked Finius.
"Sure was".
"I was born on New York, Sid is a California Minor lad" added Finius.
"California minor, where is that, I know of California on planet earth..."
Missingno. was interrupted by Sid "California system".
"What?"
"system below New York, opposite Texas, you go via west point matey and then..."
"Holy ****!" Gwynzer proclaimed. "Your Missingno.! As in the Missingno.? Lets see the scar!"
Missingno. lifted his hair out the way with the other 3 looking in awe.
"Nice." added Finius
"Hey!" The voice was that of a woman. "Wolfpack has a tough day ahead for you".
"Sorry!" responded Missingno., "i've just so many questions". At that he turned to look where the voice came from. His mouth dropped open as he looked upon the most amazingly beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
"I'm Angel, well [8492nd] Angel to be exact."
"I bet you are..." Missingno. said quietly.
Angel walked away and Gywnzer spoke in Missingno.'s ear
"Nice eh?
"who... is she?"
"Thats Angel, one of the best flyers around" said Sid.
Missingo. looked at the 3 guys and said "Gentlemen, I think I'm going to like it here".
ARTICLE 1
It was a cold night on planet Earth and Missingno. was laying in bed trying to sleep. Well, sort of anyway, we shall move on. He was thinking about where his life was going, knowing he wanted a fuller life, to leave the sprawling urban skyline and the green country and the wide oceans and venture more. Of course that would mean leaving Earth and only NASA could do that, plus he didnt have several million to pay for his intergalactic trip to the moon.
He messed with his hair, revealing a small scar above his forehead, a scar shaped like what a learned man may say... A blast of energy. The scar was minor however when agitated it produced a small purple glow.
"grrr..." he said to himself.
Outside was dark however a silhouette showed the figure of a man who was tall and mighty, dressed in jeans and a shirt with a long black overcoat. This man also appeared to be flying a large piece of fruit. There was a loud clash of thunder and the lightning light up the room. The man outside was now stood next to him.
Of course Missingno. was used to strange men and 7 foot pieces of fruit being in his room so he showed no fear. He looked up to the mans eyes who spoke...
"Missy, I have come for you son! These people, been treating you badly, Im taking ya to a better place, where the universe is safe from terrorists!"
At that moment Missingno.'s aunt and uncle burst into the room. Their faces were that of horror when they saw the tall man, holding under his arm a GOLDEN BLADE, which they knew was one of the most deadly weapons in Sirius.
"we thought that that that we err wouldnt see yiz type round ere no more..." said his uncle standing in front of his wife protectively.
"what type?" asked Missingno. as he was adjusting the bed sheets.
"WHAT?" boomed the great man. "YOU'VE NOT TOLD HIM?"
"well er er you see sir we...", Missingno.'s uncle was cut short but a short blast of a deaths hand Mk1
"right missy, we are leaving" and with that the stranger grabbed Missingno.'s arm and pulled him onto the 7 foot banana and then he himself climbed on it.
"What have you done to my uncle?!" asked a nervous Missingno.
"Need not trouble you laddy, it only does 20 shield damage with a refire rate of 8, no worries" replied the man. "Oh, and my name is Wolfpack"
Wolfpack98 then grabbed the reigns of his flying banana and the 2 flew off out the window, only to touch down on the ground a few minutes later.
"OMFG STFU BBQ WTF IS THAT???" asked Missingno.. Strange, surely he would of said that about a 7 foot flying banana.
"Thats an avenger, the finest ship in the whole of New York, quite possibly Liberty too."
"New York? As in the city?"
"No son, as in the star system"
"Alright, no need to be sarcastic, its just with a flying banana anything is possible..."
"No, Im being serious, New York system, Liberty Space, Sirius Sector"
The two entered the ship.
"What, as in this is a space ship?"
"You better believe it."
"COOL."
The ship took off at blistering pace, leaving the Milky Way and approaching the Sirius sector.
***********************************************************
The ship landed in front of a huge tower, bearing a huge star with the word 'LIBERTY' next to it. Missingno. was trying to make sense of what was happening. Wolfpack left the ship and Missingno. followed him.
"Welcome to Manhattan, the heart of Sirius"
"Excuse me sir, i hate to mention it but the name above your head, which is just as weird, has changed" stated the confused Missingno.
"Good, i would of hoped it would have:)" responded Wolfpack, "you see the 8492nd are the elite protectors of Sirius and it is people like me who make sure people like you come to us where youre meant to be. Now, hurry up, someone needs a word with you!"
**********************************************************************************
"New recruit" said Wolfpack to a man at the door of the tall building.
"Well of course, he has been expecting him.
The two men nodded and Missingno. and Wolfpack entered the building and went up some stairs into a small room. Sat there was a non descript character was sat in the shadows with a small glass of Vodka.
"Hello young Missingno., we've been waiting for you. The outsiders been treating you allright?"
"Huh?" Asked Missingno..
"Yes, outsiders, our name for non Freelancing folk." replied the person from behind the desk. "It will all become clear in time, young Missingno.. Can i just ask you a few questions first to allow you through to our world? By the way im Igiss."
Missingno. snapped out of his daydream about scantily clad women and replied. "Yeah sure thats fine."
"Name?"
"Chris..."
"No screename.- We'll just call you Missingno.. People here seem to know a lot about you already."
"They do?" asked Missingno. curiously.
"Well yes, your scar has made you somewhat of a celebrity. I presume you know how your parents died?"
"Oh yeah. They died when i was little in a car crash." Missingno. said, staring sadly at the floor.
"Thats where you are wrong young Missingno.. They werent killed in a car crash. They were hit by a "hot" weapon." Wolfpack shuddered at the sound of the word. "Im sorry you had to hear it this way." Igiss explained.
"A hot weapon??" Missingno. asked, his face perplexed.
"Its a certain cannon, only certain ships carry them, its very hard for people to get hold of them and me and Igiss like it that way. We dont talk about them round here." Wolfpack answered.
"Cannon?"
"Missingno. you have many questions young child, but all will soon become apparent. Now we'll just finish off validating your account, before you get some sleep in the offline section," Igiss said wisely.
*************************************************
Missingno. slept peacefully that night. He entered the commodoties section and bunked with another people who seemed to be in a similar situation.
"You will be OK here. No one can interact with you in many ways when your in the commodities section. Its as good as being offline, although without the negative effect of not being away from the action." said a stranger.
"heh, you seem to know what your doing." replied Missingno.
"Not really friend, only been here a day or so."
"Well, i'm Missingno. by the way."
"Gwynzer, mate. Over there is Finius and Sid, both are also newbies like us."
"Sup mate." asked Finius.
"err, not much, Wolfpack just bought me here" Missingno. replied.
"Outsider eh? Yiz was too eh Gywnzer" asked Finius.
"Sure was".
"I was born on New York, Sid is a California Minor lad" added Finius.
"California minor, where is that, I know of California on planet earth..."
Missingno. was interrupted by Sid "California system".
"What?"
"system below New York, opposite Texas, you go via west point matey and then..."
"Holy ****!" Gwynzer proclaimed. "Your Missingno.! As in the Missingno.? Lets see the scar!"
Missingno. lifted his hair out the way with the other 3 looking in awe.
"Nice." added Finius
"Hey!" The voice was that of a woman. "Wolfpack has a tough day ahead for you".
"Sorry!" responded Missingno., "i've just so many questions". At that he turned to look where the voice came from. His mouth dropped open as he looked upon the most amazingly beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
"I'm Angel, well [8492nd] Angel to be exact."
"I bet you are..." Missingno. said quietly.
Angel walked away and Gywnzer spoke in Missingno.'s ear
"Nice eh?
"who... is she?"
"Thats Angel, one of the best flyers around" said Sid.
Missingo. looked at the 3 guys and said "Gentlemen, I think I'm going to like it here".