02-04-2010, 05:38 AM
*Cheesy bass-heavy hip-hop beat in the background*
*Victor Robinson, as pale and skinny as ever, appears dressed in a colorful assortment of expensive, fuzzy clothes with a woman in each arm and five gaudy gold neckalaces*
"Yo! Yo Yo Yo!
My name is a muddafriggin' Vic'ta
Take a look but not too long or you had betta' take a pict'a
I'm a Zoner with a boner; I'm the man with a plan
I'm a captain I have fashion and I am a spaceman
Yes that's right, there's mah girls, their names are Cindy and laTonqua
if you mess wit dem then on yo' head I'm gonna bonk ya
I have mo' money than you could ever dream
Over all my crew it is I who reigns supreme
I wipe my butt with gold and eat human organs for breakfast
I have nomads for dinner and a personal stylist
So bow down to yo' masta'
Or you're headed fo' disasta'
From the R to the O to the B to the I
Y'all are judgin' me but I am a nice guy
To the N to the S to the O to the N
That was my rap and this is the end."
*Victor Robinson, as pale and skinny as ever, appears dressed in a colorful assortment of expensive, fuzzy clothes with a woman in each arm and five gaudy gold neckalaces*
"Yo! Yo Yo Yo!
My name is a muddafriggin' Vic'ta
Take a look but not too long or you had betta' take a pict'a
I'm a Zoner with a boner; I'm the man with a plan
I'm a captain I have fashion and I am a spaceman
Yes that's right, there's mah girls, their names are Cindy and laTonqua
if you mess wit dem then on yo' head I'm gonna bonk ya
I have mo' money than you could ever dream
Over all my crew it is I who reigns supreme
I wipe my butt with gold and eat human organs for breakfast
I have nomads for dinner and a personal stylist
So bow down to yo' masta'
Or you're headed fo' disasta'
From the R to the O to the B to the I
Y'all are judgin' me but I am a nice guy
To the N to the S to the O to the N
That was my rap and this is the end."