02-04-2010, 06:47 AM
Hartley stood before the main reactor, rubbing his temples as he uttered a curse and forcibly kicked the panel.
You farkin pile of crap! He swore as he reached out for the growler phone, slamming it back into his cradle as he realized that without power the thing was useless.
What happened? Chuck asked sliding down a ladder with a plunk to the deckplates, straightening up as he turned his round face to stare at the reactor that was proving to be most uncooperative at that moment.
Tzaht has picked this moment to decide to be a complete bitch! Hartley snarled as he walked over to a breaker panel and looked at the fused penny stuffed into the matrix that had jerry-rigged the powerflow. It was only a matter of time until she gave up the ghost, but I was hoping wed have enough time to jump back to Tau-23 or something.
What happened? Fraser demanded as he came down the same ladder that Chuck had just descended.
What, am I directory farkin inquiries? I dont farkin know! Hartley snapped. This farkin ship has been shot up, crashed into, farked up, farked down and the Kusari did I mention the supreme *******s of the universe got loose onboard ship and turned us into a flying deathtrap? Which, I might add, was your farking idea he stopped suddenly and quickly added. Sir.
Colourful expressions aside, Chuck said, fighting the urge not to grin and the baleful glare Fraser was shooting his Chief Engineer. Can you fix it?
Fix it? Hartley asked as a shower of sparks exploded through one of the circuit breakers, causing all three men to duck instinctively. No I cant farking fix it! Its farked! Completely farked up! You want my professional opinion? Get another farking professional, cause I quit!
You cant quit, Chuck placated, tapping Hartleys arm as the Engineer simmered on a slow boil, glaring at his ruined engine room. You just need a cup of tea, eh? Maybe a bagel?
I dont need a farking bagel! Hartley snapped. I need a dry dock and maybe six months with a full Bretonian technical team. Even then I cant guarantee much, Tzahts had it. Im sorry but it is time to take her out back behind the shed and get the gun, cause olyellar needs tbe put outta her misery!
Fraser ran a hand through his hair as he stared at the diagnostic panels that were being powered by battery power. So you are telling me, he asked. That were stuck in the heart of Kusari space on a broken ship? He coughed, a little pale. Suggestions?
We I could always go outside and push, Hartley said furiously.
Prayer? Chuck suggested, turning.
Yeah cause god, or Eris or whatever, is gonna come rescue a bunch of Privateers that were, until this morning, butchering their way across Kusari
Distress call? Chuck suggested.
To who? Fraser asked.
The HMS Henrys Hammer or the HMS Shadow Slayer are supposedly in the vicinity, Chuck suggested. They might be able to swing by and give us some help.
Can we send out a distress call? Fraser asked.
Well figure something out, Chuck said firmly, yanking Hartley away from the ruin. Leaving Fraser to stare in frustration at what was left of his ship.
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You farkin pile of crap! He swore as he reached out for the growler phone, slamming it back into his cradle as he realized that without power the thing was useless.
What happened? Chuck asked sliding down a ladder with a plunk to the deckplates, straightening up as he turned his round face to stare at the reactor that was proving to be most uncooperative at that moment.
Tzaht has picked this moment to decide to be a complete bitch! Hartley snarled as he walked over to a breaker panel and looked at the fused penny stuffed into the matrix that had jerry-rigged the powerflow. It was only a matter of time until she gave up the ghost, but I was hoping wed have enough time to jump back to Tau-23 or something.
What happened? Fraser demanded as he came down the same ladder that Chuck had just descended.
What, am I directory farkin inquiries? I dont farkin know! Hartley snapped. This farkin ship has been shot up, crashed into, farked up, farked down and the Kusari did I mention the supreme *******s of the universe got loose onboard ship and turned us into a flying deathtrap? Which, I might add, was your farking idea he stopped suddenly and quickly added. Sir.
Colourful expressions aside, Chuck said, fighting the urge not to grin and the baleful glare Fraser was shooting his Chief Engineer. Can you fix it?
Fix it? Hartley asked as a shower of sparks exploded through one of the circuit breakers, causing all three men to duck instinctively. No I cant farking fix it! Its farked! Completely farked up! You want my professional opinion? Get another farking professional, cause I quit!
You cant quit, Chuck placated, tapping Hartleys arm as the Engineer simmered on a slow boil, glaring at his ruined engine room. You just need a cup of tea, eh? Maybe a bagel?
I dont need a farking bagel! Hartley snapped. I need a dry dock and maybe six months with a full Bretonian technical team. Even then I cant guarantee much, Tzahts had it. Im sorry but it is time to take her out back behind the shed and get the gun, cause olyellar needs tbe put outta her misery!
Fraser ran a hand through his hair as he stared at the diagnostic panels that were being powered by battery power. So you are telling me, he asked. That were stuck in the heart of Kusari space on a broken ship? He coughed, a little pale. Suggestions?
We I could always go outside and push, Hartley said furiously.
Prayer? Chuck suggested, turning.
Yeah cause god, or Eris or whatever, is gonna come rescue a bunch of Privateers that were, until this morning, butchering their way across Kusari
Distress call? Chuck suggested.
To who? Fraser asked.
The HMS Henrys Hammer or the HMS Shadow Slayer are supposedly in the vicinity, Chuck suggested. They might be able to swing by and give us some help.
Can we send out a distress call? Fraser asked.
Well figure something out, Chuck said firmly, yanking Hartley away from the ruin. Leaving Fraser to stare in frustration at what was left of his ship.
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