05-05-2010, 07:26 AM
***Incoming Transmission***
**From: Captain Kel Woodpecker**
*Subject: A good Time*
Greetings everyone,
My Name is Kel Woodpecker, and i am the proud owner of the first Woodpeckers.Brothel.
Are you ever tired, or stressed out of all those battles and tradings and mining?
This is your Heaven then. This ship as almost anything you disire. And One of my Fabiolouse girls, will take care of you 24/7 you are on my ship.
Ofcourse i do have rules,
1) Treat the girls with respect, respect ther wishes aswel.
2) Behave towards the other people on the ship.
3) There is no hostility allowed around the ship, if there is someone acting hostile, he will be shot. And everyone in the nearby area can hunt him down for a bit of money.
-Those are few of the rules. i might make more, if some issues come up.
Now, i dont have a steady homeplace. so i travel from place to place. You can always request me to come somewhere, and i'll come to the nearest Freeport near you.
Good day,
Captain Kel Woodpecker
***Ending Transmission***
**From: Captain Kel Woodpecker**
*Subject: A good Time*
Greetings everyone,
My Name is Kel Woodpecker, and i am the proud owner of the first Woodpeckers.Brothel.
Are you ever tired, or stressed out of all those battles and tradings and mining?
This is your Heaven then. This ship as almost anything you disire. And One of my Fabiolouse girls, will take care of you 24/7 you are on my ship.
Ofcourse i do have rules,
1) Treat the girls with respect, respect ther wishes aswel.
2) Behave towards the other people on the ship.
3) There is no hostility allowed around the ship, if there is someone acting hostile, he will be shot. And everyone in the nearby area can hunt him down for a bit of money.
-Those are few of the rules. i might make more, if some issues come up.
Now, i dont have a steady homeplace. so i travel from place to place. You can always request me to come somewhere, and i'll come to the nearest Freeport near you.
Good day,
Captain Kel Woodpecker
***Ending Transmission***