07-19-2010, 08:44 PM
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This is James Dowen speaking and I will bring you the report of a local criminal that is lurkin' around! Some people might know her. Her real name is Evangeline Zeeva, and she is...a little wierd. She pilots a Rogue IFF'ed Hyena Light Fighter which callsign is: Born.Yesterday. Which is kinda funny, because she really acts like she is borned yesterday! She doesn't really harass traders and liberty officials, but...plays with them.
Let's start with some personal information we got on her. What I got here says she is borned and raised on Pittsburgh. Which is wierd, because no one lifes on Pittsburgh... Her parents are unknown, and her current age is I believe...14?! Holy *beep*, that ain't right! My intel now says she wants to join the Liberty Rogues? That is...strange. Nevermind that, we have received a commlog from a trader and a LPI officer that have encountered her. I will read them to you.
Quote:Officer: Hold it, Rogue!
Born.Yesterday: Hey, sexy.
Officer: What...Don't you talk like that!
Born.Yesterday: Why?
Officer: Because...I said so! Now get outta here before I shoot you!
Born.Yesterday: That isn't so nice. Your parents should have thought you to be nicer!
Officer: Get...away, Rogue!
Born.Yesterday: I'm not a Rogue! How can I be a Rogue? I was born yesterday...duh...
Officer: Wh-what?! You weren't born yesterday, you - Ah, who am I kidding. GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! You have 5 seconds!
Born.Yesteday: How about 10 seconds?
Officer: 4...
Born.Yesterday: Wait I wasn't ready!
Officer: 3...
Born.Yesterday: Three is a bad number you know...
Officer: 2!
Born.Yesterday: You too!
Officer: ONE!
Born.Yesterday: One what?
After that, the officer engaged the Hyena, but after a few seconds, he was heavily damaged and returned to West Point! Interesting...
And now the trader...
Quote:Born.Yesterday: Hey there....
Trader: Oh no...Please don't hurt me!
Born.Yesterday: Why would I hurt you?
Trader: Because...You're a Rogue...
Born.Yesterday: I'm not a Rogue! WHY CAN'T PEOPLE REMEMBER THAT?!
Trader: Sorry...S-s-sorry...
Born.Yesterday: It's okay I forgive you.
Trader: What?
Born.Yesterday: You look very handsome in that suit.
Trader: How...How do you know I'm wearing a suit?
Born.Yesterday: I can read your mind! Duh...
Trader: What?
Born.Yesterday: I like your suit. How much did it cost?
Trader: Well...these kinda suits cost about 2 million credits.
Born.Yesterday: Wow! That's aloooooooooot of money!
Trader: If you like it soo much...Can I give you the money, so I can go...
Born.Yesterday: But we are having soo much fun!
Trader: Well...
Born.Yesterday: Okay you can give me the money...
Trader: Yes! Of course!
Born.Yesterday: Thanks, sexy! *winks*
Trader: Uh...right...
That was wierd, huh? Now, back to the weather...