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Der i was... {reflecting} Drunk, Taxing a nice miner in dubby..... {sulks} Den de USI show'z up... protecting da miner... Typical, I den learned dat de miner had payed his taxes from anoder mollyz'... dat' smae molly be informing me that the USI be behind on da taxes' So i beginz' to open up my reconrd pannel... Select USI.... ask if dey' will or wont make da payments dis' month... and all of a suddenz'! My ship be underfirez'!

Now naturallyz' my reactionz' when dey asked me to leave was well... "ignore dat' My system, My taxez', My jobz'..." So i was gettingz shot... once... then twice... Thought nuffingz' of that.. only a shotz or two..... Then, my shieldz be gone... I plead to stopz.... Cos i am trying to be a messengez for other mollyz' howevervs' they seem to ingore dat remark....


//I did say "//STOP dude! im trying to RP"

[color=#CC0000][color=#9999FF]//his reply
"//So am I!"


// After my death i did say "//wow... really?" "Followed by "trigger happy ***** (Yes i put the '*' in, I did [color=#FF0000]not use abusive language"

So as of nowz' De USI will be [color=#FF0000]not treated lightly as a welcomez' trading peoplez' in dubby... My systemz... My tax... My gamez!

The.Mad.Hatter [color=#FF0000].....OUT!
Im a junker thats only been in Liberty and Bretonia and i have seen the USI shoot people and PIRATE new players. I suggest the Navy,Military,Armed forces,Naval Forces creat rules when and where these players can go because if their Transport is in New york the escorts dont need to be messing with people New london.
' Wrote:Im a junker thats only been in Liberty and Bretonia and i have seen the USI shoot people and PIRATE new players. I suggest the Navy,Military,Armed forces,Naval Forces creat rules when and where these players can go because if their Transport is in New york the escorts dont need to be messing with people New london.


{hickups} Datz' Be right lad! although dey are a trading company.. dey be VEERRRY happy to activate da weaponry.... *giggles* powerfull it may be... Not the place to use on a messenger from another mollyz'

And furthurz more.... I too have seen dem kill and pirate once beforez' ... Dey are a strange bunch.... the faction itself is... well more insane den me! so as of dis moment' dey are not on ma tax list... but another list *giggles then skips off with a candy cane* anyone else out der' have a problemz' with them? or was i just unluckyz'


--Incoming message--
--Comm ID: Jack Hammerson--
--Origin: Trenton Outpost--
I suggest you don't try pirating people while so intoxicated in the future. I had a hard time understanding what you wanted exactly,
apart from the rather sad attempt at pirating me. And, I rather dislike people who try to do that. So I shot you, which I was well within my rights to do.
--End of message--
' Wrote:
--Incoming message--
--Comm ID: Jack Hammerson--
--Origin: Trenton Outpost--
I suggest you don't try pirating people while so intoxicated in the future. I had a hard time understanding what you wanted exactly,
apart from the rather sad attempt at pirating me. And, I rather dislike people who try to do that. So I shot you, which I was well within my rights to do.
--End of message--


*giggle* I wasnt pirating ya... I was aking if the USI was going to make da' monthly paymentz' Somehow this angered you? ( i recorded the responce "no" So i was opening da logs... to say/ enter you were not making a mothly payment) [color=#CC0000]In da' scenario--- When da local bretonian post be knocking at your door, delivering you a message datz' ya dont want to hear (e.gz' a bill)... do ya shoot dem' in da face too? .... .... .... My point exactly....
----- Incoming Transmission -----
----- Signal Strenth: Strong [color=#CC66CC]-----

[Image: emilyandersonincomingtr.png]
[font=system]----- Location: New London -----
----- Ship ID Coding: Royal Oak -----

"Interesting... Interesting.... Very interesting,

Oh my dear lord.. where are my manners ? My name is Emily Anderson, and I'm pretty damn shocked that you would send a message near enough full of static, and cow manure.. mind my lanuage.. I've had a hard time lately.
So, this is what I see, you make a transmission, half of it being covered in static, and you accuse my friends.. my friends of being pirates ? Like yourself ? Well, if they're pirate.. why the hell are you crying about it ?
From what you've claimed.. you were going to tax my friends, and the escort, who ever it may be, defending the convoy. Oh.. yes, I use to be a escort too, and guess what 'chumpet me good ol' pal !' I would have done the same.
Whining about defensive escorts, I can take that as a normal whine, but again accusing my friends of pirating people. That's damn right uncalled for. You have no case here, only 'yer stupid 'lil pirate talk, meh matey !
No proof. As for this little junker here, I'm sure he's just been paid off, I'm guessing 1-2 Million for the 'witness statement'."


She takes a deep breathe, and calms down a little
[color=#FFFFFF]"Now then, just be grateful I have VIPs, to greet and create small talk too, or else I would be the woman who will be hunting you down to the cave you live in, with nothing more than my nails.
Insulting my friends will not go unnoticed.. 'me laddie'

Anderson Out
--Incoming message--
--Comm ID: Jack Hammerson--
--Origin: Trenton Outpost--
I don't see what Bretonian postmen delivering me bills has anything to do with this. How about you go sober up and then we'll talk.
--End of message--
' Wrote:
----- Incoming Transmission -----
----- Signal Strenth: Strong [color=#CC66CC]-----

[Image: emilyandersonincomingtr.png]
[font=system]----- Location: New London -----
----- Ship ID Coding: Royal Oak -----

"Interesting... Interesting.... Very interesting,

Oh my dear lord.. where are my manners ? My name is Emily Anderson, and I'm pretty damn shocked that you would send a message near enough full of static, and cow manure.. mind my lanuage.. I've had a hard time lately.
So, this is what I see, you make a transmission, half of it being covered in static, and you accuse my friends.. my friends of being pirates ? Like yourself ? Well, if they're pirate.. why the hell are you crying about it ?
From what you've claimed.. you were going to tax my friends, and the escort, who ever it may be, defending the convoy. Oh.. yes, I use to be a escort too, and guess what 'chumpet me good ol' pal !' I would have done the same.
Whining about defensive escorts, I can take that as a normal whine, but again accusing my friends of pirating people. That's damn right uncalled for. You have no case here, only 'yer stupid 'lil pirate talk, meh matey !
No proof. As for this little junker here, I'm sure he's just been paid off, I'm guessing 1-2 Million for the 'witness statement'."


She takes a deep breathe, and calms down a little
[color=#FFFFFF]"Now then, just be grateful I have VIPs, to greet and create small talk too, or else I would be the woman who will be hunting you down to the cave you live in, with nothing more than my nails.
Insulting my friends will not go unnoticed.. 'me laddie'

Anderson Out




Ya be right, why would i care if ya pirate? I dont. Would i tipz' a junker? Heh! i be not havingz' that kinda moneyz' ...As for me priating you? yes i tried to pirate someone--- however, i stoped after a molly informed me datz' he is clear... done... all goodz' He then basically infomred me that the USI is behind and that, are they going to pay their monthly paymets?... Acting az' da messenger, i was attacked as soon as i went to record that you wont pay your tax... I had no intention to harm your shipz' i was outnemberedz' .... I was aware of a non-hostile zone with a BAF cruiser present....

[color=#FFCCFF]Now im not here to point names of da ones i accusez' Im not that cold hearted... yetz'... what i do ask'z is dat you hold fighters off untilz' i was finshed with my "log bookz" and have time to correctly respond to the combat at hand... For axamplz' "Me would saaaay: Ya be shootingz mea? dat means warz!"

And another thigz. Have you everz seen ancient society? an important rulez has been passed through generationz... Killingz da messenger be an act of war... Nowz' We have two optionz'


I apologiiiize for my actionz, and you aoplogiiiize for your actionz' Along with a promis to wait for ME to respond to a combat situationz before da fighterz light me upz' Or, ...The tax's will have nothing to do with my quarrelz with your USI
---incoming Message, from Araevin Teshurr, acting President of the USI, Trenton Outpost---

I as the leader of USI must admit, that accusing us of pirating is a steep crime indeed. I will personally denounce any USI members caught doing so, perhaps if you presented us with some guncam shots it would be possible. Or do molly ships not come with guncams?
But that's besides the point.
We are NOT going to make monthly donations to you. And as far as I am concerned, you are some Molly with an unintelligible vocabulary, and are angry because your ship was spaced. Please, stop the anger, it happens to the best of us.

My faction is made from hand picked members, they would follow my command always, and always have my back. I assure you of this.


---End Transmission---
----- Incoming Transmission -----
----- Signal Strenth: Strong [color=#CC66CC]-----

[Image: emilyandersonincomingtr.png]
[font=system]----- Location: New London -----
----- Ship ID Coding: Royal Oak -----
she listens to the transmission and sighs

[color=#FFFFFF]You had no intention to harm USI's ships ? Spare me your worthless words. My point has been made, I will let Mr. Teshurr put up with your rant.
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