12-08-2010, 09:28 PM
[color=#FFCC33]Frank "Pistol Pete" Eaton
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Howdy pardners, this's Frank "Pistol Pete" Eaton of the Cowboys. My codename is Five. I certainly hope this here message is reaching the Temporary Autonomous Zoners, and them only. If you want anybody else viewing this message, then by all means go ahead. I hope that anything you do leads to justice faster.
So, I was just preparing for another day searching for some no-good law breakers to wrangle up and hopefully earn some credits. I'm based at Barrier Gate in Coronado. So I launched from that base and see a couple of pirates on my scanner. Now these are the ruffians who inspired the name of our little group. The Indians. None-the-less I provided a friendly greeting, but was immediately met with weapons fire.
But that part doesn't particularly concern you, which ain't no problem. But they had caught me un-awares and I had lost quite a few nanobots, and Barrier has some rules about docking while in an engagement, so I was hoping the Zoners No-Fire Zone could protect me from these no-gooders.
So I jumped into your system. Now I always hold the highest respects for the Zoners and honestly did not expect to be simply moving the fight to Baffin, endangering Zoner lives. Now I'm all for facing an opponent and fighting honourably to the death in fair conditions. But when I'm out-numbered four to one I decided to move away to live to fight another day.
Well three of them followed me and decided they'd endanger Zoner lives and break the No-Fire Zone by continuin' to make a ruckus around my ship. Now I didn't want to risk firing back against them, what with so many civilians around, so simply tried to disrupt their mines with cruise disruptors.
I was calling to any Zoners in the system, seeing if they could ask the Indians to hold their fire. A TAZ member replied on the horn, [TAZ]Epsilon.Eridani, and he reminded the Indians about the No-Fire Zone in Baffin. But those Indians finally struck a blow my ol' ship couldn't handle and I was forced to use the dusty ejector handle.
If any Zoners property was damaged when the fight moved to Baffin, then I apologise and will of course offer to pay for any damages. But I hope these ruffians see justice for their actions, which broke your laws and endangered innocents which is something that should not be stood for.
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Now I hope there's enough evidence that that system is Baffin. I'm not sure if I caught enough, but I hope the TAZ in the system at the time can testify for my case.
Thank you. You can imagine me tipping my hat. *Chuckles*