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Silver

03-18-2011, 05:45 AM
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Hello there Bobbeh.
*Chuckles*

No need to scream. Or flail around.
Since you were a good boy today and tolerated me and Jayna for all that excruciating time, i'm gonna give you a gift..
So you can put it in the wall facing that chair of yours in the Scylla.

[DOWNLOADING FILE -/|\-/|\-/|\-/|\-/|\-/|\-/| 100%]

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[SAVING FILE -/|\-/|\-/|\-/|\-/|\-/|\-/| DONE.]

*Winks in a seductive manner and laughs with delight*

And no. That is not a gun in my right hand. It's a butterfly knife.

*Grins*

Kisses,
Silver.

Levi Payne

03-18-2011, 06:11 AM
Incoming Transmission from Bobby Drake
Security: I DON'T GIVE A FEK WHO SEES DIS!
Location: Bar on board the yet unnamed Scylla


*The video shows a man who has obviously not shaven for several days. A bottle of Molly whiskey in his hand*
AH DUN FEKIN GET IT!!!!!!!!
WOMEN! GAH! FEMALES IN GENERAL!
YEW CANNAE DO NUTHIN WITH EM!
Tha fekin furst rule bout women be that THEY. ARE. DANGEROUS!
Tha second rule be dat REAVERS ARE FEKIN SCARY! DEY KILL SHIPS! BY FEKIN LOOK AT EM!
Tha third rule be dat A FEKIN FEMALE REAVER IS ONE 'O THA SCARIEST FEKIN THINGS EVER!
*takes a swig of whiskey*
THA FOURTH RULE! Dat be that TWO FEMALE REAVERS IS THA SCARIEST! THING! EVER!!!
*Bobby Drake goes off the screen for a second*
HEY ERIC! GIT ME ANUTHER BOTTLE A DIS STUFF! AHM OUT!
*background* That was the last one Captain!
DAMN IT ALL! AH DUN WANNA DO THA REST 'O DIS SOBER!
*background* I'm sorry Captain, but you'll have to do it at least partially sober.
GAH!
*Bobby Drake comes back on screen*
As fur dat picture, ahm... *sighs* yew look purty good. Ah got ta say dat.
*He pauses, then realizes what he just said*
DAMNIT IT ALL TA HELL! AH JUST COMPLIMENTED A GAL WHO BLEW UP ME SHIP! AND CONSISTENTLY TORTURES MEH!!!!! GAH!
WHY CAN'T AH JUST REMAIN AMBIGUOUS??!?!?! Why do ah allus get tha attention from THA FEKIN DANGEROUS GALS?!?!?
So THANKE SILVER! FUR THAT WUNDERFUL IMAGE! BYE BYE NOW!
*Bobby flips off the comm*
**End Transmission**

**Comm Re-opens**

*Eric comes on screen, with Bobby behind him*
I'm sorry, but the Captain forgot to say something. Sir?
*groan* Happy Saint Patricks day Silver. NOW GIMME MAH DRINK ERIC!
Yes sir. *hands Bobby the last fifth of whiskey*
NOW WERE DONE!
*flips off comm*

**End Transmission**


//*docks*
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