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Subject: Vidar RH-GM482 Red Hessian Cruiser

*bows*

Guten Tag Ladies and Gentlemen of the Red Hessians.

I came here with a request for one of your glorious cruisers.
We, as the NORP, finally found our way to the Sirius sector, but we were not very welcome. We managed to buy some civilian ships, and some Pirate IDs.

We would love to request the usage of one of your strong Vidar cruisers as our new Mothership, as the old one was destroyed during our journey and on impact at landing.

It will recieve the best treatment, and best armor we can get, and it shall show our very positive intentions towards the Red Hessians. We are also willing to give you more than only money for this glorious ship.

We are looking forward to find a new home, and we hope you can help us.



Kind regards

Verderben


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[ID: Oberleutnant Friedrich Dresner - RHA SOA]


In zese kases, ich usually keep it short: Nein.
But only bekauze you sent us a mouthful as your request, ich vill make it a bit longer fur you:
Not a chance in hölle. Get lost!
Vhat ich had never liked, und by zat ich mean Never, ever, ist zose group ov lowlifes zat ve have never even heard ov, koming to us und asking fur our fine teknology in zeir first ever kommunication vith die volksrevolution! Look at our 'foreign allies', ze Liberty Rogues, ze Mollys, or even ze kloser ones like Unioners. Even -zey- don't get any top-notch gear built by us. So vho you think you are to kome to us, und ask fur a Vidar vhen ve don't even know vho you are, or even kare to know?

Your mutterschiff got destroyed? So bad... But life ov a beggar ist meant to be mizerable, so live vith it!

Oberleutnant Dresner ov RHA Oberkommando out!


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