05-01-2011, 05:59 AM
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*CptHone of the Mollys*
Gday t ye all, if yev ever come down our neck o the woods, ye probly noticed some black specks in t background bumpin inta asteroids, an accidentally blowin each other up. Tha woul be t Gaians.
If ye further bin unlucky enough t meet one o these eejits, an even had t listen t the fella talk; Ye might know as they profess t stand for helpin the environment, an stoppin minin. Now most o ye wi two braincells t rub together will already a worked out the extreme hypocrisy o protectin t environment by flyin SPACESHIPS an droppin NUCLEAR mines, or o allyin wi t sair scum, who glassed a whole fekkin planet!
But here I got proof as shows jus how hypocritical they really are:
It all started when I was docked on hood, an who else should dock on t Independent MINING Guild's flagship but a dam NLH, a stinkin (literally) gaian:
Traffic control tells me the gaian's docking while I'm in t bar;
Proof I'm on Hood
So I grab my ship an wait outside f a tick, an sure enough the NLH crawls outta there, I reckon him bein on a minin base is weird enough, but then I scan the bugger:
Thas righ! He's a miner imself!
Course I pulp the sair lover
Then I go t tell another NLH as is hangin round arry f some reason, I reckond praps twere a renegade NLH, but no, fella tries t cover up an denies, denies, denies:
http://i56.tinypic.com/29ip9y.jpg
http://i56.tinypic.com/2hp7uw9.jpg
UNTILL: Eeejit lets slip that he knows the minin gaian were in a CSV, but oh my, I never mentioned tha!
http://i56.tinypic.com/2zdr6nq.jpg
http://i56.tinypic.com/2upehkz.jpg
He knew all along, an were jus tryin t hide the Gaian's shame from t people o sirius!
When I tell im, the stupid bastard tries t land on arry t silence me!
http://i52.tinypic.com/23rjxhz.jpg
http://i52.tinypic.com/2q2fvcw.jpg
So there ye have it; Not only does the gaian "cause" make abou as much sense as a Kusari holo show, but they don even stick to it! The very rotten core o the tree huggin apple, the NLH are miners emselves!
So don anyone be fooled by their posh student babble, shoot em in t face!
This warnin brought t ye free o charge from t Mollys.
*Establishing Visual Link......................................................................
*VL Established*
*CptHone of the Mollys*
Gday t ye all, if yev ever come down our neck o the woods, ye probly noticed some black specks in t background bumpin inta asteroids, an accidentally blowin each other up. Tha woul be t Gaians.
If ye further bin unlucky enough t meet one o these eejits, an even had t listen t the fella talk; Ye might know as they profess t stand for helpin the environment, an stoppin minin. Now most o ye wi two braincells t rub together will already a worked out the extreme hypocrisy o protectin t environment by flyin SPACESHIPS an droppin NUCLEAR mines, or o allyin wi t sair scum, who glassed a whole fekkin planet!
But here I got proof as shows jus how hypocritical they really are:
It all started when I was docked on hood, an who else should dock on t Independent MINING Guild's flagship but a dam NLH, a stinkin (literally) gaian:
Traffic control tells me the gaian's docking while I'm in t bar;
Proof I'm on Hood
So I grab my ship an wait outside f a tick, an sure enough the NLH crawls outta there, I reckon him bein on a minin base is weird enough, but then I scan the bugger:
Thas righ! He's a miner imself!
Course I pulp the sair lover
Then I go t tell another NLH as is hangin round arry f some reason, I reckond praps twere a renegade NLH, but no, fella tries t cover up an denies, denies, denies:
http://i56.tinypic.com/29ip9y.jpg
http://i56.tinypic.com/2hp7uw9.jpg
UNTILL: Eeejit lets slip that he knows the minin gaian were in a CSV, but oh my, I never mentioned tha!
http://i56.tinypic.com/2zdr6nq.jpg
http://i56.tinypic.com/2upehkz.jpg
He knew all along, an were jus tryin t hide the Gaian's shame from t people o sirius!
When I tell im, the stupid bastard tries t land on arry t silence me!
http://i52.tinypic.com/23rjxhz.jpg
http://i52.tinypic.com/2q2fvcw.jpg
So there ye have it; Not only does the gaian "cause" make abou as much sense as a Kusari holo show, but they don even stick to it! The very rotten core o the tree huggin apple, the NLH are miners emselves!
So don anyone be fooled by their posh student babble, shoot em in t face!
This warnin brought t ye free o charge from t Mollys.