05-25-2011, 10:32 PM
At Graves bar, Finn passed out on the bar, as his cousin laughs and starts the story...
Finnegan "Finn" McCool was a crazy lad. Roudy, and constantly getting into mischief, as most dubliner teens do. His friends had a saying, "This is where Finn almost died". But alas! Nothing has killed him yet, as he is still here to tell the tale! Or lie up his sleeve and tell a story that you can barely understand over the slurring. No matter.
See, the thing is, while most would have some grand tale of family strife, or personnal past problems, he didn't have that. He didn't have a rough past with family, his parents are still alive and well, and from what he tells me he comms then occasionally to check in and let them know he is alive and well.... A heavy drinker, but still alive.
*Takes sip of whiskey*
So instead of going into detail of his rather simple past, i'll just start with more recent times, and my take on the man. You see, Finn was never one to stay in one place. About 3 years ago, he just up and left. No one knew where he went, no one knew what happened. Were we worried? Hell no! Its Finn McCool...If he's not on some adventure, even if that is at the bottom of a bottle, something is seriously f'd up. So we didn't worry. We knew he would be back eventually (We dubliners never forget our roots). And here he is, returned from a rather conveluted adventure.
Story began when a trader by the name of Dane Summers met him here at graves. Apparently he was hauling gold to Rheinland. Now, one thing you have to know about Finn. He gets along well with everyone. His view on politics is, well... I'll quote him: "Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a tradelane between planets, when there are no planets to begin with." All this war business, psh. He could care less. Anyway, I digress.
So, he met this Summers, who was haulin' gold. Now Finn, in his small freighter at the time, decided "to hell with it", and joined summers on his trek across Sirius. Didn't matter who he was trading for, didn't matter if people tried to get him involved in some grand scheme. As long as they paid, he didn't much care. Well, he didn't care so long as he had a bottle of whiskey in hand. But traveling and seeing the whole of Sirius was something he talked about for a long time. Hell, we all heard his grandeous tales of travel, freedom, and fortune... well, mostly fortune. So there goes Finn, headed to Rheinland. Now, from the story as he tells it, is somewhere along the line of getting a Border Worlds Transport, getting attacked by two ninja planets (We assume his was sloshed at the time... Dane can recount if you wish), and somehow made enemies with ALL of Rheinland. Apparently, while planetside in New Berlin, he met a fine lass. Granted, Finn always somehow meets and has some "grand" tale with women. This case though happened to be true (I checked). The lass he hooked with... *sigh* ...was the Rheinland chancellor's daughter. He left without saying anything to her, she apparently got upset, and now the Rheinlanders have a hard-on for Finn here. Not most wanted, but wanted enough! Poor lad... So, his trading days in Rheinland are pretty limited now. Oh, and did I mention he is a smuggler now? Again, didn't surprise us. If there is money to be had, and a way to get it, Finn here will find it and use it to its full potential. which is why I saidhis trading is LIMITED in Rheinland, not exhausted. Crazy bastard...
Along the way he apparently did some mining, hauled illegal goods all over the place, whatever he could get his hands on. But the thing is, and I know this well enough about him, he will always try and be peaceful in his dealings. Never one to shoot first, never one to WANT to fight, but my god... does the boy somehow end up IN fights a lot. Apparently he insulted a Kusarian Captain's mother... Wouldn't be surprised if he actually hooked up with her, the idiot. And you'd think after barely getting out of the system alive would warrant the responsible act of not returning! But no... He goes back with Dane and grabs more illegal goods! I swear, that boy there will never learn to get himself out of trouble.
Anyway, 3 years later... 2 weeks ago in fact, here shows up Finn, in his new ship. Riddled with holes, some of them purple (Apparently "Nomads" shot him up. HA, right), flashing green lights all over the thing. And we haven't been able to get him off the drink since...
*Someone yelling in the background*
Ah crap, looks like Finn is awake and sober enough to start talkin' about another adventure of fame and fortune... Who knows, looks like Finn is about to tromp around Sirius again. Keep yer eyes on the vids boys. You may yet see Capt'n Finn McCool there, his mug all happy and hammered... with a bounty or a house system after him.
Cheer's laddie!