::_Incoming transmission_::
::_Sender's Identification_::
Michael Jones
::_Location_::
Islay base, Edinbourgh
::_Subject_::
I'm back!
Oi, lads!
Did you missed me? I sure missed you! I was on vacation for some time. Damn, cannibals and stuff all around me. Yeah, I was in Gamma. All I wanted is to try my new carrot diet, but only stuff I could find were heads, and meat, and... Stuff. Did I mentioned there was no cardi? 'Coz... There was no cardi.
So, a friendly tip; If you want to go on vacation, NEVER GO TO DAMN CRETE! GO ON FREEPORT, HAVE FUN WITH ZONER CHICKS, AND HAVE SOME CARDI!
So, uh.. Yeah, Im alive and kicking. And when we are on kicking already; After I came home, I jumped in my ol' Eagle. So I was chillin' 'round Dublin when a dude appears on my scanners. I went closer, and BANG! Gaian wildlife, Gaian wildlife everywhere!
So I was like: Dude, your journey is over. Hand over those beasts, and I'l move them back to where they belong to.
And ye, he was all kind and stuff, so he gave me those beasts, and I moved them back to Islay.
And yeah, I met some new breed of IMG in Dublin... .:FTU:. ... Lame guys. They were all like Dublin is theirs, so I showed them how should they talk with us. They even told me that they worked with Gallic royalists, Mollies and Baffies. I'd say; "Shoot 'em all!"
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::_Transmission over_::
::_Incoming transmission_::
::_Sender's Identification_::
Michael Jones
::_Location_::
Islay base, Edinbourgh
::_Subject_::
GRN invasion report.
A man appears on screen, with some sort of animal in his hands. He sits on couch infront of camera, and starts talking:
Oi, lads!
You'd never guess what I survived. Dudes... Gallic invasion! There was approximatly six battleships, one cruiser, two gunboats and few snubcrafts which moved from Tau's, trough Edinbourgh towards Leeds. Ye, that's right. We had royalist right outside our doorstep.
He lights up a cigarette, takes a deep breath, and continues:
So, I was like chillin' around Tau 31, when all suddenly I met three Claymore captains. They were all like 'blah blah royalists went that way, but they payed us to stay aside'.. Dudes, you know what I'm sayin' ? We have traitors in our lines. Betraying Gaia, Bretonia, our bases, our families and everyone, for few million credits? Lame! They even tried to involve me in this stuff, but I was like: 'NEVER!', so they went back to Islay and let me alone with royalists.
He finished his cigarette, so he takes another one, and put that animal on the floor.
So I followed royalists to Leeds, where Baffies were trying to defend it. Yeah, they were all mad when they saw me, but who cares? I was sticking around, and tried to help as much as I can. So... Baffies. Their defense is rather poor. But then kusari dudes came. And guess what? Corrupted ones. Ye, Kusari battleship was shooting all around, including me, and he didnt even touched royalists. And then, Mollies came. Meh, maybe they were most reasonable people there, and they attacked royalists immediately and later got backstabbed by Baffies. So after all that mess with 6 GRN battleships, 2 Kusari battleships, 5 Kusari destroyers, Molly destroyer, and loads of Baffie snubs, Leeds got cleared. Ofcourse, some Kusarians, mollies and me left, so Baffies launched their battleships, and shot everyone on sight. Lame, ye? I help them to clear Leeds from royalists, and get backstabbed.
He grins.
Anyways, that would be all. Situation in Bretonia sucks, Baffies are lame as usualy, and Royalists are everywhere. Oh, almost forgot... I have loads of guncams to show you. Enjoy!
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::_Transmission over_::
So, I just got the news. During my absence Edinburgh gets invaded by those Gallia dogs and we run to Faroe (more like Faraway if you ask me) to ensure our survival. Well, that's a bummer.
But what really bothers me now is the way you lot have been behaving. Piracy? Really? We've worked so hard in the pass to make sure our brothers would stay true to the cause instead of following our Corsair 'friends' ways of living, only to find out that those efforts were in vain...
Surely there are other ways of ensuring survival while staying true to the real cause that brought us together.
Zierra out...