*Incoming unknown signal*
*Connection established*
*Comm ID identified: Omni CEO Gordon Fox*
Dear wretched citizens of Liberty and its incompetent Navy and LSF. In 6 days the Omni Orbital Satellites' devastating Ion Cannon will strike at all major areas of planet Manhattan including the presidents house, to prevent this catastrophy and your downfall, you will transfer 50 million credits to a specific ship within
6 days. The satellite is currently in orbit of planet Manhattan, if any law enforcing ship enter its radar net or any slightest attempt to neutralize it, will result thousands of deaths. Do not try to negotiate, it will not lead anywhere. Let us know when you are ready to make the transfer.
Remember, 6 days, no more.
*Data stream terminated*
Sirius Corp does not bow down to threats from terrorists, so please take your demands elsewhere sir.
You have very little time to comply. The 'Powergaming *Chubb Mode* Cannon will be deployed' if not ...
Hoodlum
Message to: Corporate and Business Leaders, Sirius Sector
Comm ID: R. Waverly, Waverly LLC, Freeport 6, Belfast, Baffin
Subject: Empty threats.
Gentlemen,
"Omni Industries" has been a dead parrot for months now. Whoever they are "shilling" for has certainly made a mistake by trying to leverage Sirius politics using a virtually defunct corporation as a front.
I trust that any reasoned person in the Sector will realize that this may or may not be "Gordon Fox" speaking; and that if it is, he is probably either doing so under duress, or has been promised a fat purse for his weasleish proclamation.
Waverly LLC, Laughing Goddess Bakeries, and our associates the TAZ, plan to treat this announcement for what it is.. enough hot air to blow up the biggest balloon in the galaxy.
Regards,
Reggie Waverly
[TAZ]Bafflin'.Queen
Powergaming really is not a good thing. Try and keep this a little more reasonable. If I get some more complaints, we might have to lock this.
Verg
A rather ordinary man walks into a bland office somewhere on Planet Manhattan. With a slight smile he drops a brown envelope on the single desk. Another rather ordinary man looks up from the desk, Whats this?
Just came in from low earth orbit. Pretty sure the boss will want to see it asap.
The secretary nods with a sigh, Hes been fairly busy all day but Ill ring him.
A few minutes later the secretary enters another bland office and hands the envelope to a tired man in his late forties. He nods as the secretary quickly leaves. Ripping the envelope open he begins to read.
Com ID: =LSF=Agent Four-Seven-Kappa-One
For Director of =LSF= Eyes Only
Subject: Omi Corp
Approximately 5 minutes after we received Omi Corps demands their satellite was identified. A squadron of cloaked Havoc Bombers was dispatched from the Goliath. 20 Minutes into the mission Manhattan space control was shutdown. 21 minutes into the mission the satellite was engaged. 22 minutes into the mission Omni Corps weapons platform was destroyed. 23 minutes into the mission Manhattan space control was online.
The whereabouts of CEO Gordon Fox are unknown but all agents and assets have been informed of the situation.
A press release has been sent stating the entire situation was a hoax perpetrated by children at a boarding school in Geneva.
The SA have been apprised of the situation.
End Message
The man sighs and puts the letter into a shredder before returning to more pressing matters.
Wanted to stir things up a bit :l