02-12-2012, 05:47 AM
Yapon! It is time for the first ever newsletter from the Shrine of Inari!
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Satomi-no-Kitsune, Head Shrinemaiden
The Shrine of Inari is one of the eight wonders of Kusari (and Sirius infact), dedicated to the Goddess Inari-Okami. Sure there are other Spirits, like Amaterasu, the Sun Goddess, Susano'o, Goddess of Storms, or Ame-no-Uzume, wherever she went...
But Inari-sama is among the Goddesses most relevent to Kusari Today; it is through her blessing that Kusari's Industry profits (trust me, we need this, it's the only think keeping our economy from utterly imploding), as well as Agriculture and Rice, Fertility, and Foxes.
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Inari's.Mobile.Shrine (send money here!)
In Shrine news: We've cleaned out the cryo-spa due to repeated police inquiries and are now using it as a shrine visitor center. Most visitors are people we found floating in space but still alive so we forced them to visit. It was Inari's blessing that kept them alive you know!
We also plan on adding a small tea lounge and resturaunt. Our Chef, Kimiko, makes a special recipe of Kitsune-udon, the most delecious thing ever invented. You must try it! Reservations start at Two Million Credits (for couples), and three for business parties (and must be sent in advance.)
~Shrine Donations~
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Some of our more notable donations so far this season!
The Inari Shrine has recieved many donations this year so our profit margins (and thusly, blessings) may grow and prosper. We hope to hold a festival in the near term (totally not a front for buying a large amount of weapons) and require donations to acquire such!
If you happen to be in the New Tokyo area (or Kusari, or anywhere else this message reaches), you are obligated welcome to send us donations, and receive the blessings of Inari. Our premium donations package includes one of the following benefits:
1: One-Time use Pirate Shield
2: Protection from Nomad Infestation*
3: Protection from Disease (of your choice!)
4: Tax Exemption Clause
5: Shrine Enslavement
6: Transformation into a Fox
(Note: Benefits are randomly pre-selected by Inari upon donation)
Basic Packages cost $Two Million Credits$
Premium Packages are $Ten Million Credits$ (payable in incriments)
We also have a Frequent Donators Package which provides insurance against molestation by other Gods, Spirits, or Mythological Creatures*, as well as a discount and line privileges at the Inari Shrine Hibachi Grill (that serves the Udon).
(*except ADMINS)
All Donations should be sent to Inari's.Mobile.Shrine and are 100% Tax Free!
~Notable Shrine Employees~
Satomi-no-Kitsune: Head Shrinemaiden & Financial Professional!
~Notable people who's souls we've possessed~
Nicole.Indigo: Shrine Slave & 1st ever Libertonian Miko
Sir.Lagsalot: Trader with a Kemonomimi fetish who was turned into a Kitsune.
[KPT]-Surujin-32: Died and we sort of shanghaied his soul so we'd have friends in shadowy government agencies.
Kishiro|-Gaikou: Fat liner captian who we possessed for reporting us to the police!
If you would like to sacrifice YOUR soul or that of your loved ones, pets, or enemies to the Shrine to become a Shikigami, please contact the Shrine and prepare a blood sacrifice. We eagarly await your call!
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We hope you've enjoyed the first Inari Shrine Newsletter, and we eagarly await your flood of donations!
Domo Arigatou, and Sayonara!
![[Image: foxmikos.jpg]](http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/97/foxmikos.jpg/)
Satomi-no-Kitsune, Head Shrinemaiden
The Shrine of Inari is one of the eight wonders of Kusari (and Sirius infact), dedicated to the Goddess Inari-Okami. Sure there are other Spirits, like Amaterasu, the Sun Goddess, Susano'o, Goddess of Storms, or Ame-no-Uzume, wherever she went...
But Inari-sama is among the Goddesses most relevent to Kusari Today; it is through her blessing that Kusari's Industry profits (trust me, we need this, it's the only think keeping our economy from utterly imploding), as well as Agriculture and Rice, Fertility, and Foxes.
---
![[Image: screen191i.png]](http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/42/screen191i.png/)
Inari's.Mobile.Shrine (send money here!)
In Shrine news: We've cleaned out the cryo-spa due to repeated police inquiries and are now using it as a shrine visitor center. Most visitors are people we found floating in space but still alive so we forced them to visit. It was Inari's blessing that kept them alive you know!
We also plan on adding a small tea lounge and resturaunt. Our Chef, Kimiko, makes a special recipe of Kitsune-udon, the most delecious thing ever invented. You must try it! Reservations start at Two Million Credits (for couples), and three for business parties (and must be sent in advance.)
~Shrine Donations~
![[Image: donationsmontage1.png]](http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/580/donationsmontage1.png/)
Some of our more notable donations so far this season!
The Inari Shrine has recieved many donations this year so our profit margins (and thusly, blessings) may grow and prosper. We hope to hold a festival in the near term (totally not a front for buying a large amount of weapons) and require donations to acquire such!
If you happen to be in the New Tokyo area (or Kusari, or anywhere else this message reaches), you are obligated welcome to send us donations, and receive the blessings of Inari. Our premium donations package includes one of the following benefits:
1: One-Time use Pirate Shield
2: Protection from Nomad Infestation*
3: Protection from Disease (of your choice!)
4: Tax Exemption Clause
5: Shrine Enslavement
6: Transformation into a Fox
(Note: Benefits are randomly pre-selected by Inari upon donation)
Basic Packages cost $Two Million Credits$
Premium Packages are $Ten Million Credits$ (payable in incriments)
We also have a Frequent Donators Package which provides insurance against molestation by other Gods, Spirits, or Mythological Creatures*, as well as a discount and line privileges at the Inari Shrine Hibachi Grill (that serves the Udon).
(*except ADMINS)
All Donations should be sent to Inari's.Mobile.Shrine and are 100% Tax Free!
~Notable Shrine Employees~
Satomi-no-Kitsune: Head Shrinemaiden & Financial Professional!
~Notable people who's souls we've possessed~
Nicole.Indigo: Shrine Slave & 1st ever Libertonian Miko
Sir.Lagsalot: Trader with a Kemonomimi fetish who was turned into a Kitsune.
[KPT]-Surujin-32: Died and we sort of shanghaied his soul so we'd have friends in shadowy government agencies.
Kishiro|-Gaikou: Fat liner captian who we possessed for reporting us to the police!
If you would like to sacrifice YOUR soul or that of your loved ones, pets, or enemies to the Shrine to become a Shikigami, please contact the Shrine and prepare a blood sacrifice. We eagarly await your call!
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We hope you've enjoyed the first Inari Shrine Newsletter, and we eagarly await your flood of donations!
Domo Arigatou, and Sayonara!
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