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Greetings and welcome to the official communications channel of the Kujiragari Social Club!

Whether you are looking for discounted Rheinland commodities from the Taus, rare alien collectibles, protection in and around Kusari, a shipper for your goods to the more dangerous regions of Sirius, self defense and small arms training or simply a good time aboard one of our starliners or at our casino--well, we can meet all of those needs and more!

We are also well know for our long-term "Save the Whales!" research project. With the goal of re-engineering the blue whale genome, we intend to restore whale populations to aquatic worlds in Sirius such as planet Junyo.

Once whales are recovered, whale hunting and a diet of premium whale meat can be restored once again to Kusari culture.

It is a well known fact that the lack of whale meat is responsible for the decline in many Kusari men's virility which has caused some to become hopeless drug addicts who must join the Dragons or women--who in despair of ever finding real men--join the Chrysanthemums and seek one another's company.

All of these things will be cured with the restoration of whale meat once more!

We of course ask for your generous support to this cause wherever you see a Kujiragari member. Research is very expensive and we need your help. You do want to save the whales don't you? So give generously to your area Kujiragari representative!

Some of you may have heard we offer exclusive, exciting and dangerous hunting expeditions--this is true--but only a select few are ever invited and they are very expensive. If you have an interest in this you must contact us directly with a personal referral and down payment of $50 million Sirius credits.

And finally, the Kujiragari Social Club continues the fine tradition of watching over the just citizens of Kusari and even those acceptable traders from elsewhere who bring profit to our businesses.

Remember, protection, drug-free and saving the whales.

What's not to love!?

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We regrettably must warn visitors in Kyushu, New Tokyo and the Taus to be on the lookout for criminals known as the "Consortium". These evil creatures inhabit the bodies of dead men and animate them through the use of unethical technologies--often, the "members" of their clan are unwilling crew and passengers taken from civilian ships and threatened with torture and death if they do not "convert".

Devoid of soul or compassion these monsters despise Kusari, it's true Emperor and all it's glorious and divine traditions. They seek to addict the entire population to cardamine, install Chrysanthemum women as leaders and force the helpless population to enter their conversion factories and to be made lifeless slaves and raw material for food.

The Consortium is well known to be allied to the Dragons and Chrysanthemums and are most dangerous. Often they will be seen in and around Hokkaido and sometimes at the crypt of Tekagi in Tohoku.

Notify all authorities whenever these "/CS" ships are seen and be encouraged knowing that the Hogosha are watching as well.

Source: Inari's Mobile Shrine!
Dest: Kujiragari Social Club
Subject: More important things then whales!

Ohayou Gozaimasu!


Do you know what's even better than whales?

FOXES!

Unlike Whales, Foxes are cuddly, smart, witty, and cute! They do things like make the economy run and provide blessings on Behalf of Inari Okami!

So, logically, you should use your resources to making foxes the dominant species in Kusari instead of Whales. Because whales died out for a reason!

DID YOU KNOW:

The Consortium is actually a front for Tanukis! Yes, Tanukis!

Those fuzzy raccoon dog things with the giant testicles! Those!

Tanukis are evil you know. And do you know what else?

THEY LIKE WHALES!!!

If you create whales, then the Tanukis will use them to rise from the seas and complete their conquest of Kusari. They already control the Kempeitai you know!

So you should join with Inari Shrine to make more Foxes instead of Whales.

ALSO: Inari shrine would take the time to remind you that it is a publically funded charity run by 100% human beings (And not foxes)! We are also a tax-free benefactor of the economy of Kusari AND were nowhere near any pirates during the Marahu Incident. Nope!

So yes! Foxes!

Any inquiries on foxes and Inari Shrine should be sent to:

satomikitsune@inarishrine.kon

Domo Arigatou! Thank you for your time!

Perhaps it is time for a kitsunegari...

This is what has happened now that the virility of Kusari men has been drained away by lack of whale meat.

It is also well known that foxes are the familiars of witches...evil spirits that have taken human form. While this is also known of tanuki, some feel that honoring them brings luck.

I am sorry, but we cannot join with you.

Okay~ Watch your back~ <3

I believe she is crazy like a fox.

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And to the unhappy passenger who recently traveled on our starliner from New Berlin to Kusari and who has been complaining to the authorities...

I know you were upset when you discovered your first class cabin's exclusive porthole view was actually a pre-recorded video feed to a porthole shaped video screen. This is for your protection as many passengers become stressed during terrorist raids and with these devices we can give them a sense of security by sending them pleasant images. We are waiving the damages from where you tore it from the bulkhead as a courtesy to you.

I must also caution you that publicly stating that it was a lawful Gas Miner's Guild defense squadron engaging our liner and not vicious Dragon terrorists as we stated is slander against our company and will result in serious legal action if you continue saying it to the authorities.

Finally, while it is true that our starliner on your trip was an older, refurbished Samura gas mining ship, it is still "a starliner". This is the name we use for all our passenger vessels. While I accept your complaint that your room smelled of volatile gas we are not responsible for your personal items that were brought aboard and stored in your cabin...this was clearly stated in our booking agreement and we will not pay for your dry cleaning.

In any event, I have sent you a complimentary key chain and had one of our representatives go to your house to tell your wife how sorry we are for your disappointment. Perhaps though you should talk to her about what our representative discussed before you shoot off your mouth anymore.

We are a reputable Kusari company and will not allow baseless accusations against our honor.

Sincerely,
Mr. Hitotsu

Today we put down two eagle flying pirates who had the nerve to pirate in New Tokyo! Immediately afterwards, a Dragon cruiser and transport appeared. Of course, no navy or police were present--though we did manage to stop piracy of an honorable Samura trader. All good citizens should stand up to these outsider troublemakers!

The Gallic gaijin also employed us yesterday to protect their base from a Chrysanthemum witch riding a bomber and we drove her away as well.

Criminals be warned!