11-11-2012, 03:20 PM
*The head bobs to it's right shoulder*
Viva, El Presidente.
As requested, i initiated my efforts to open the Corsair Empire to more trade, while keeping an eye out for an opportunity to heal the malady that is plaguing your people.
Thus, we visited Liberty, courtesy of the Jumping Junker Congress that gave us a lift from Gamma to Puerto Rico.
I think Machete soiled his pants twice on the trip.
Not even 20 minutes later, we had half of the New York Fleet on our hides, and myself was found having a decent chat with Lily Hale, sister to their Liberty Navy Admiral, David Hale.
A man of potency in the House, and definitively the go-to man if you somethin' done in that hell hole.
Seems they are having some Rheinlander problem, and i mean the kind of problem we are good shooting at.
Something to give your man pride, that they desperately need.
And with their production capabilities, ready to vomit the goods the Empire needs, i saw the benefit of trade, business and death.
Miss Hale, however, did mentioned they also opened some talks with them Hessians. Nothing solid at the moment, but i will dig up more dirt on this, and will find you a stinky rotten corpse that's willin' to spill the beans.
Mr. President, i can't stress enough the magnitude and importance of opening trade and military relationships with Liberty will have in the evolution of the Corsair Empire and in it's people.
For far too long, you all were stuck in the Omegas and Omicrons fighting against enemies that don't even make you sweat anymore.
T'is time you begin your way to a better and shinnier future.
Your people demands it.
Death demands it.
And damn, there's so many Rheinlanders to kill.
Now get your ass of that chair, tell Rosa to stop sucking and get to it.
Cold, sweet kisses,
Muerte.