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NEW FROM TA-ENTERPRISES - Sabru - 10-24-2013
New! mystical powder from TA enterprises. Now available at Zoner Guard-74
ingredient warnings:
May contain cardamine
May contain acid
May contain roasted Nomad flesh
May contain nuts
May contain Synth weed
May contain dried lolwut
Also known to cause Marines to multiply to 50,000x normal number
Health warnings:
Following product contains ZONER. ZONER Is known to cause Q.Q, RAEG, Zonerification, reduction of mental capabilities and is known to cause cases of zonerzonerzoner.
Please consult your doctor before taking anything containing ZONER.
DISCLAIMER: any connection or relation to persons, real or imaginary, is completely coincidental and unintended.
Mystical powder™ is a registered trademark of TA enterprises.
RE: NEW FROM TA-ENTERPRISES - Kazinsal - 10-24-2013
So what you're saying is zoners are made of roasted nomad flesh and synthweed?
RE: NEW FROM TA-ENTERPRISES - Savas - 10-24-2013
Well the chemical responsible for their odd behaviour is named 'Zoner' where they get their trademark name from.
RE: NEW FROM TA-ENTERPRISES - mayu20 - 10-24-2013
Love the side effects. Where can I buy some? And when it will be ailable in my country?
RE: NEW FROM TA-ENTERPRISES - Sarawr!? - 10-24-2013
Powdered Zoner?
Excellent. I assume this product will use people from Crete as a target market?
RE: NEW FROM TA-ENTERPRISES - Switchback - 10-24-2013
What happens when I combine this with BigMAX Pro Solutions?
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RE: NEW FROM TA-ENTERPRISES - Dusty Lens - 10-24-2013
I heard powdered zoner testicle is a powerful aphrodisiac.
RE: NEW FROM TA-ENTERPRISES - Zephyranthes - 10-24-2013
Yep. How do you think the Zoners spread everywhere?
RE: NEW FROM TA-ENTERPRISES - Ryus - 10-24-2013
I wonder if roasted nomad flesh is anything like freeze dried cuttlefish?
RE: NEW FROM TA-ENTERPRISES - Captain - 10-24-2013
How much zoner will this mystical powder cost me?