New! mystical powder from TA enterprises. Now available at Zoner Guard-74
ingredient warnings:
May contain cardamine
May contain acid
May contain roasted Nomad flesh
May contain nuts
May contain Synth weed
May contain dried lolwut
Also known to cause Marines to multiply to 50,000x normal number
Health warnings:
Following product contains ZONER. ZONER Is known to cause Q.Q, RAEG, Zonerification, reduction of mental capabilities and is known to cause cases of zonerzonerzoner.
Please consult your doctor before taking anything containing ZONER.
DISCLAIMER: any connection or relation to persons, real or imaginary, is completely coincidental and unintended.
Mystical powder is a registered trademark of TA enterprises.