10-18-2011, 06:55 PM
To: [color=#FFFFFF]Little Miss Grumpy
Comm. ID: Commissar Leon Mendel
Priority: HIGH
Subject: Oh no you don't
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Oh well then, since you were so polite to me in disbarring my communication through your channel, I felt the need to open my own. That wonderful thing known as redial.
So, and forgive me for being crass, I do so hate to be impolite...
So, you have opened your summit to every Tom, Dick, Hairy Zoner out there, some of whom have stations no bigger than my garage, and yet you feel that the Coalition, of which there are citizens into the hundreds of thousands, are not worth your time because we are... and let me get this straight, an "Illegal" Government?
Funny, I didn't realize the United Nations had reconvened, I mean some two thousand years of hiatus, I am sure it would be bound to come back into session eventually... shame no one bothered to tell the poor representatives from Togo... they're still waiting on that UN resolution banning fish.
So in the absence of the United Nations, League of Nations, nor in fact, the Alliance (Which I assure you was so soundly thrashed you'd need a level nine mage and a resurrection spell just to get a whimper out of them) who exactly is the party to render us "Illegal"? The other Houses?
In Which case, Mc Liberty is an Illegal Government to Susage Land, Sushi-ari is Illegal to FishandChip-tonia, and visa versa... so that argument kind of falls flat now doesn't it? But then I wouldn't expect much out of an intelligence such as yours, too much peroxide and silicone seeping into that brain of yours?
The Coalition Duma, the government of the Coalition, is the due and legal government of it's people. Of which Katz is the Premier, you don't have to like it, but then I don't imagine you like much these days, you seem a little sour.
Where was I, oh yes, Sirian-Politics 101, because, after all, you need to know something about Politics if you are to host a summit... So your farce of a Summit has excluded the Coalition, fair enough, it sounds like all the popular kids aren't going to be in attendance anyway, you've excluded one house entirely, catered to the Zoners... who, let's face it, love any excuse for a party, even if it is going to be yours. And you have also disbarred the Colonial Remnant, another legal representation of their people...
My we are off to a diplomatic start, aren't we? I mean, at this rate, you're summit is destined to become a two hundred mile an hour train wreck, and you haven't even started.
Oh, and next time you hang up on me, remember, I don't play nice, and I definately don't shut up when told to do so by a middle aged spinster with her hair in too tight a knot.
Enjoy your thirty Cats,
Leon Mendel
Commissariat of Public Relations
---Communications Terminated--
Comm. ID: Commissar Leon Mendel
Priority: HIGH
Subject: Oh no you don't
---Communications Opened---
Oh well then, since you were so polite to me in disbarring my communication through your channel, I felt the need to open my own. That wonderful thing known as redial.
So, and forgive me for being crass, I do so hate to be impolite...
So, you have opened your summit to every Tom, Dick, Hairy Zoner out there, some of whom have stations no bigger than my garage, and yet you feel that the Coalition, of which there are citizens into the hundreds of thousands, are not worth your time because we are... and let me get this straight, an "Illegal" Government?
Funny, I didn't realize the United Nations had reconvened, I mean some two thousand years of hiatus, I am sure it would be bound to come back into session eventually... shame no one bothered to tell the poor representatives from Togo... they're still waiting on that UN resolution banning fish.
So in the absence of the United Nations, League of Nations, nor in fact, the Alliance (Which I assure you was so soundly thrashed you'd need a level nine mage and a resurrection spell just to get a whimper out of them) who exactly is the party to render us "Illegal"? The other Houses?
In Which case, Mc Liberty is an Illegal Government to Susage Land, Sushi-ari is Illegal to FishandChip-tonia, and visa versa... so that argument kind of falls flat now doesn't it? But then I wouldn't expect much out of an intelligence such as yours, too much peroxide and silicone seeping into that brain of yours?
The Coalition Duma, the government of the Coalition, is the due and legal government of it's people. Of which Katz is the Premier, you don't have to like it, but then I don't imagine you like much these days, you seem a little sour.
Where was I, oh yes, Sirian-Politics 101, because, after all, you need to know something about Politics if you are to host a summit... So your farce of a Summit has excluded the Coalition, fair enough, it sounds like all the popular kids aren't going to be in attendance anyway, you've excluded one house entirely, catered to the Zoners... who, let's face it, love any excuse for a party, even if it is going to be yours. And you have also disbarred the Colonial Remnant, another legal representation of their people...
My we are off to a diplomatic start, aren't we? I mean, at this rate, you're summit is destined to become a two hundred mile an hour train wreck, and you haven't even started.
Oh, and next time you hang up on me, remember, I don't play nice, and I definately don't shut up when told to do so by a middle aged spinster with her hair in too tight a knot.
Enjoy your thirty Cats,
Leon Mendel
Commissariat of Public Relations
---Communications Terminated--