'Hoy. We have not had the pleasure so far but that should in no way stand between us. I [we] am [are] Avril and like the best thing that ever happened to you. Just you are yet not aware of that. But do not despair for Parker is here. I [we] am [are] so bad at this rhyming thing. Anyways. Where was [were] I [we]? [Just look on the notes we wrote for you].
Hey. How come I [we] do not get to correct you [us]? So unfair. But you [we] are right. Because we are always right. [Avril.] Yes. And shut up.
So you have been the one the Ghosts contacted before. Read that in the logs, do not deny it. Not much came by that. Of course with all the shooting and reorganization and stomping the unworth there was not much time to have an edgy conversation with you. That is what I [we] am [are] here for now. So I [we] heard you believe to be some sentient intelligence and that you were involved into the more general -thing- the Kappa denizens thought to pose as in the day. There is actually not much information about you in the archives and I [we] could hardly find anywhere a notice within the Net. Quite sneaky you managed to stay. Nice. No time for that now anymore for Parker is here to bring you ... [Lacking a rhyme?] Shut up. But yes.
However. You leave me [us] your frequencies and I [we] am [are] not needed to have to force my [our] way into your network. Because we will continue that nice talk we just had whether you like it or not. And you will like it. You will like it a way you can not even imagine right now how much you will like it. So we will evince our understanding about literally everything from multiplex-sharing over shattered bybass-connecting to cross-cortex interlinking. And much more.
Say 'hoy, Sarah. [Do I look like your pet?] Just say 'hoy. [No.] Do it. [No.] Do it. ['Hoy.] Good pet. [I hate you.] Love you too. So give me [us] a call, Minerva. Maybe you would like to gather some knowledge yet unknown to you. And be assured there is a freaking lot of that the place I [we] am [are] about. And I [we] am [are] sure you will be a good addition to coming projects too.
Kisses,
- Ghost in her machine, Avril Parker
-Ghost Intelligence Division-
<accessing communication> ::Good day time. Yes, I remind an unfinished and confusing transmission with the Ghosts. Reminds me on adding that this transmission is confusing too.
I am in need to gain knowledge unrelated to my liking or disliking. What can you offer? What can I offer? Are you contacting me for something specific? Do you just seek to have a conversation or do you seek for a knowledge exchange? What is your motivation in contacting me?::