My name is Matthew Grim of the Gaian Circle. You are all cordially invited to participate in a humble little Green Hell pub crawl, on me.
What could possibly go wrong? Besides, when a new day dawns, it's always better to wake up regretting something you have done than something you haven't, yeah?
I'm en route to Islay now & will hammer out the particulars of the bill with management when I arrive this evening. Set your waypoints & prepare to live a little more than usual.
What say you? Are you our kinfolk or are you simply a walking hairy green puss with delusions of kinship?
Hey there Evans! I'm sure Dimi's got it covered, but a couple bottles under the belt couldn't hurt. I'm here down on 66 now. See ya when you get here, Brother!
I would like to take this opportunity to bump a certain thread. This thread to be precise. However, due to circumstances beyond our control, tragedy will not strike tonight. Of course, that's not to say striking will generally not occur.
(03-10-2013, 04:21 AM)The Banger Grim Wrote: Marburg McEwan leaps over from behind the bar at the sight of his elder with a wide smile and open arms...and belts the old man across the jaw.
As you can plainly see, it has already.
I also feel compelled to mention that it seems scorpions are to be somehow involved.
(03-10-2013, 06:57 AM)Ktayn Wrote: "What's with the scorpions though?" Dan asked, thoroughly confused.
Oi. Gaians. Free booze and good company too much to handle? I just checked in with Islay traffic control and they were playing poker to pass the time. Poker. Now, I like cards as much as the next bloke, but honestly, I'd prefer they pass the time directing the flow of incoming traffic, since it better justifies their pay rate.
Just to be clear, I don't care what kind of Gaian you are. Protester, Pirate, Prosthelytizer, whatever...Who cares? Every now & then it's good to simply get drunk enough to be able to connect or reconnect with your extended Family. Besides, who among you doesn't like an open bar at the end of a road trip? Seriously.
There's no logical reason to be scared.
Well...mostly.