SHIP ID:LR-Born.To.Be.Mild LOCATION:Cassini, San Quentin FROM:Kirill Steinberg ENCRYPTION:HIGH SUBJECT:Special Items
Greetings Sirius Postal Service, I need your service to transport 5,000 tons of "Adult Recreational Plastics" from a specific location to another one, I will pay a hefty price for this Service if the delivery will be complete by THIS Friday.
Also, speak to no one about this, this is a very private matter, and because of that I have upped the encryption of this message so no unwanted eyes can see this except you, just do what I ask and I will pay you handsomely.
I think this is the last god damned time I'm going to intercept encrypted transmissions for recreational purposes, you have opened my eyes, to the brighter light that i should of seen. And to view that i really think some people in this sector need to sort themselves out, even worse than me.
I struggle to still see why you would need that many, or how you're going to use them all at once. I wouldn't like to imagine it either, i guess theres some things not even intelligence agencies can figure out, even with the best scientists.
To: Someone
From: Sirius Postal Service Head Offices on behalf of "M"
Encryption: Extreme
Subject: Probably something about adult male recreational devices