(12-19-2014, 07:26 PM)Freedom Phantom Wrote: i agree with everything but
if you remove the cyber
i will hunt you
i will find you
and
i will
do bad things
"Shields failed," the computer purrs coyly as the bubble slips away from the battlecruiser LNS-Aphrodite, revealing the alluring curves of its bare, milky-white hull.
Radiating an intense heat as they roar powerfully, the LNS-Fabio's perfectly sculpted engines charge up and drive the dreadnought forward. Aphrodite lets out a short gasp of pleasure as the dreadnought's strong tractor beams lift the cruiser's petite frame up effortlessly before setting it onto the drydock of Norfolk Shipyard.
The unshielded hulls of the two capital ships glisten in the rays of New York's medium white sun. As the battlecruiser's slender Solaris turrets quiver nervously, the dreadnought's thick, mighty Cerberus guns swivel expertly toward the Aphrodite as it presses close. Echoes of pleasure resonate throughout New York as the bare hull plating of the two ships grind against each other in the drydock. The sharp blade of the Fabio's reinforced bow cleaves into the Aphrodite's soft hold, burying itself deep inside her as her computers shriek, "Hull breach imminent." With one final thrust, the battlecruiser erupts in an explosion of ecstasy.
There are these delightful creatures that inhabit this planet. They are known as 'women'. Maybe you've heard of them? I suggest you walk upstairs, out of your parent's basement and start looking around until you run into one. Once you do, try to talk as little as possible in order to improve your odds that she won't run away from you shrieking in terror. Try and make the encounter enjoyable for her, and if possible, ask for a predetermined time and place where you might enjoy a moment together. The experience will be far more rewarding for you than the crap I just read above.