Bonjour RV! Kall is busy with with a package of meat right now, so she is having me contact you!
You seem to come from a decent family; you know, one with a mother and a father who don't beat the bloodly piss out of each other and out of you. I'd bet Kall or Jaina could rock your world something hard.
I don't think you got what it takes, but I'll tell you what. I'll set you up with a job at the Blood Money Bar and Medical Clinic, as a male stripper. You'll be Kall and Jaina's little toy and if you can manage to wrange Kall and Jaina at the same time, you're in.