Chief masket, after finishing an extra large sunbucks with 5 shots of espresso felt brave enough to tackle the growing pile of paperwork on his desk. Off the top he grabbed two applications.
He looked over the first one, from Lewis Jones. As he read through the application he nodded approvingly, then had a curious look on his face and pulled out a calculator. after mashing a few numbers he chuckles and scribbles something on the paper and puts it in the accepted pile, as he does so he accidentally spills his other coffee on the second, rendering it largely unlegible. All he can make out are the words "Corsair" "Crete native" and "cleaning up until down" which causes him to squirt coffee out his nose and toss the second application in the trash.
Masket, pleased with himself for completing all the paperwork opens a box of donuts to celebrate.
Applicant: John Lewis--------------------------ACCEPTED Notes: Lying about age on official documents should be avoided in the future, anyhow welcome aboard... Grandpa.
Applicant: Carlos Guerrero------------------------DENIED reason: Too many coffee stains