I think both of you could stop with this bullshiet. Spazzy is doing a good job, and while it is maybe not perfect, it still causes lots of people to come around for events. Who cares who was not quite the idol years ago? What is important is what is now. That is Spazzy keeping the server alive and trying to make some cool things happen, which we had rarely before his admin time.
If you are so much better at everything, Divine, write a concept instead of trying to formulate your punchlines as nice as possible so Alley doesn't do what she implied to do. Your constant negativity sucks ass, and profiling with "Haters gonna hate" isn't the way to go either. If you want people to do what you want, try it with reason, commonsense and diplomacy instead of nope all over the place with every little piece of attack surface. It should be obvious that people are more likely to listen to someone when he'sn't behaving like an olm.
Maybe it's a good time to make a cut here, temporary locking up the thread before the nope continues.