Sender: Deputy Chief Colin Sinclair Location: Red Deer II, Alberta Subject:Re: Promotion Request, Pippa Wass
Let's... see. Everything checks out but one single thing that has been nagging me for the last week - you haven't actually said anything about what you're applying for. So...
...Recruit Undercover Sergeant's Secretary should do nicely.
That'd make for a nice vessel rank identifier, at least.
*sighs*
Congratulations on the promotion, Officer. And go get a <strike>name</strike> <strike>uniform</strike> <strike>hair style</strike> <strike>age</strike> <strike>sex change</strike> <strike>personal hygiene product</strike> <strike>shave</strike> shower. You're confusing the record system. And me. The file I've got on you here is telling me that you're 28 and "slightly chubby, but well built". Now, I guess that's not entirely false if you compare yourself to the rest of the Liberty Police, but still - well-built?
-Colin Sinclair, Deputy Chief of the Liberty Police, Inc.