I am pleased to announce that after a long, comprehensive, and demanding process of evaluation, the Lane Hackers have elevated two exceptional Hackers to the level of Professors.
Both of these Hackers were required to fulfill unique and challenging missions that expanded the horizons of our knowledge, and secured valuable assistance in our ongoing battle against our foes in Liberty and beyond. These missions were accomplished with exceptional skill and professionalism, and serve as fine examples of the leadership abilities that all Lane Hackers should aspire to. Their mission reports will be posted in the Mission Archives for your study, at some time in the near future.
The Lane Hackers have a long history of cultivating raw recruits into the finest examples of expertise and leadership. These two new Professors have fulfilled all that has been asked of them, and have excelled still further in going above and beyond the basic requirements to attain their ranks.
Congratulations to Associate Professors Brutus Clay and Paco Pistols. May Ageira tremble down to its deepest synaptic processors at the future mention of your names.
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