Well thanks for the intro man! A pleasure to be here. Minus having to beat some sense into a few hooligans who were shouting insults at one of the waitresses on Barrier. Damn kids these days. But, I showed 'em a thing or two, then showed that waitress a thing or two...
Anyways! Welcome! I am your host, DJ Tom S. Hunterson, or as those who know me well enough call me, "Toker". I'm sure you know why. If not, well then piss off. Here to bring you all the news you'd ever want, and some you don't, as well as kick-ass tunes, it's...
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So I'll start this broadcast off with some delightful news. One of our fine boys in the military showed one of those 'Casts a thing or two when they shouted insults to his mother, or something maybe like that. Listen, I don't pay attention too much to all the details. I do know that our skies are clear with one less 'Cast flying around. I've uploaded these fine images for all to access:
Damn proud of you son! You make us here proud and happy! So with that, I'll leave you with a personal favorite of mine, and we'll start off the show with a bang! See you in the skies boys and girls!