You sure as hell should -not- be back, ever. EVER.
Oh...wellllll, sort of. I wrote it all down somewhere, i can't remember where, but its under the tag of 'wildcat' if you can find it. Now please. On-topic.
A million dollars isn't cool. You know what is cool? A basilisk.
From the Desk of Chief Myers
To: Annoying Cat-Lady
[color=#33CCFF]Poor you. That's nothin'. Shoulda seen what happened when that redhead winked at Deputy Chief O'Brien on Manhattan. Poor fool chased her all the way to New London, up through the middle of the war front to New Tokyo, and back down to New York before he got her number out of pure perseverance. I had the Commissioner of the BPA and a bunch of angry KSP flatfoots yelling at me for a week.
Compared to that, Kimble's behavior is rather... normal. I won't see any forged evidence on any accounts. Trying to get an officer of the law in trouble like that could result in some... 'not nice' consequences.
*Laugh* What reason would i have to forge evidence?
Just be warned. if he so much as talks to me again, i will open fire on his ship. Without warning. You have been warned.
A million dollars isn't cool. You know what is cool? A basilisk.
Come and get me. Based on your pupil dilation, skin temperature, and motor functions, I calculate an 83% probability that you will not pull that trigger.
' Wrote:*Laugh* What reason would i have to forge evidence?
Just be warned. if he so much as talks to me again, i will open fire on his ship. Without warning. You have been warned.
So let me get this straight, you are threatening to fire on a LPI officer? What kind of catnip have you been smoking?
You put out a message looking for a new home due to someone mucking around in your genetics and you want to P*ss off a whole house right off?
Admittedly, we told the boy he was a little high strung and he needed a little tail, but...well.... not quite so literally.
We will have a word with Mr Kimble, However, in the mean time....
Fire upon him, and you can consider all of Liberty hostile to you.
In other words, litter pan go boom.
We have claws too, and you won't like them. We dislike people/ things/ whatever even less who think they can roll into Liberty and act like the King of the Sandbox.
Oh, that's 2 litter pan references......
Anyways, I would dislodge whatever hairball you have lodged....wherever.....chase a few laser pointers....take a bath.........have a catnap.... until we speak with him.
Oh, As for the Redhead thing..... it was totally worth it.
Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station
Mmh...you're lucky i'm needing sleep right now, or you'd have a five page rant to read...
As for the 'sandbox' references. I don't appreciate them. Someone i met recently said much the same stuff... He is now missing both his eyes, and his right cheek...all of it. Stupid statements get people hurt. And what annoys me emotionally, gets claws...physically.
I don't want to hurt anyone, but Kimble interrupted a good half hour of my sleep. The very reason i don't have a crew, or anyone except myself and a few pets onboard my ship is because i don't feel like taking someone elses life into my own hands...
I will only fire on Kimble if he makes these idiotic moves again. As long as he can think with whatever brain he has, he might stand a chance. Though, i've been reading, and he does have certain tendancies which would possibly make you think this over again...such as calling a certain LN| Officer a psychotic bitch?
On another note, please teach Kimble how to speak without using preset messages.
On another-nother note...Did you ever get round to seeing the redhead again?
Mmh...tired...*A small growl is heard, and the womans head dropped*
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A million dollars isn't cool. You know what is cool? A basilisk.
' Wrote:I will only fire on Kimble if he makes these idiotic moves again. As long as he can think with whatever brain he has, he might stand a chance. Though, i've been reading, and he does have certain tendancies which would possibly make you think this over again...such as calling a certain LN| Officer a psychotic bitch?
So, let me get this straight:
1. A "person" not of Libertonian citizenry is still making demands to the Police Department after we have heard and acknowledged a complaint?
2. Same Person is still threatening to shoot a Police Officer?
3. And where did you read about this "alleged" Incident at? I would be most curious........
We have heard your complaint and are acting on it. Continuing to make threats and demands in House space of which you are not a citizen isn't a smart idea. It could bring unwanted attention from Immigration Control.
Don't get all worked up under your flea collar. It'll drive you crazy and your fur will fall out. Have a drink, take in the sights. We are working on it.
Yes, I did see here again.....in the morning over breakfast......
Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station
I have not deigned to make any demands except for Kimble to leave me alone... If you have drawn other demands from this, ignore them, because they are of no meaning...
As for the information, 'read' wasn't really the correct word...i have many connections which you may call, well, unwholesome. Lets just say a certain non-human entity who i decided not to shoot, well, decided to provide me with some help.
It is a most curious creature...
If i have acted rashly, which i believe i may have, then i am sorry. After having a rather long sleep, i have realised that my position isn't exactly...well...favourable.
I am somewhat inclined to be annoyed at that which causes me to loose sleep, because when i'm tired, i get rather...well, painful. Not in a physical way, though...you must understand, i have only been around for a bare year, i am not used to the universe beyond Gaia.
Forget it...Kimble will deal with his own, as will I. If the man decides to follow me, so be it, just another human whos decided to be infatuated with me, as many others are for whatever reason.
A million dollars isn't cool. You know what is cool? A basilisk.