I can haz skype

[Durandal]

Durandal: Everyone's cum will taste awful in the apocalypse.
Durandal: Salted meats and canned foods will be the order of the day.
Durandal: And there will be no fresh fruit available.
Petitioner: As an enthusiastic dicksucker, this is rather disappointing.

[Sombs]

[03:50:02] Erato/Maren: Maybe when Disco's done, we can all meet at Josia's place and plunder his weed stash that all Dutch people have (dream)
[03:51:16] Sombra Hookier: I would like to see you plunder his butt.
[03:52:07] Erato/Maren: You know, just to amuse you, I might pay his drinks and then cajole him into posing it
[03:52:26 | Edited 03:52:40] Erato/Maren: I'd stab him with my dick if he farts, tho

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[nOmnomnOm]

[8:48:06 PM] Peter DeCloux: they fought for honor and justice in the face of an oppressive government led by the nomads
[8:48:32 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeXoACwOT1o
(listen to this while you read Peter's lecture)
[8:48:34 PM] Peter DeCloux: they have always sacrificed life and limb for the betterment of Kusari
[8:49:10 PM] Big B: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU7SGn0MeP0
[8:49:30 PM] Peter DeCloux: they have selflessly flown into the mouths of dragons to protect the world they love
[8:50:36 PM] Peter DeCloux: I have from that day held them in the highest honor. Since I saw them raid takagi's arch to giving trent the time he needed to escape.
[8:51:22 PM] Big B: you mean how they bravely went to fight a whole fleet with just 2 fighter wings
[8:51:34 PM] Peter DeCloux: yes
[8:52:14 PM] Peter DeCloux: and what came of that sacrifice?
[8:53:16 PM] Peter DeCloux: the world as we know it today is allowed to exist because the Blood Dragos saw the need of the many over the cost of their own.
[8:54:06 PM] Peter DeCloux: If Sirius today knew what the Dragons had done at that time Kusari would be far different.
[8:54:14 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: Their brave soals held in eternity and in our memories
[8:54:41 PM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: Their cries of war and battle still in the whispers of Sirius Space
[8:55:11 PM] Big B: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/orig...it-you.png
[8:55:20 PM] Peter DeCloux: We vowed that we would not forget the fallen.
[8:55:38 PM] Peter DeCloux: that there sacrifice would not be invain.
[8:55:59 PM] Peter DeCloux: Change always requires sacrifice.
[8:56:27 PM] Peter DeCloux: they knew this and their legacy imparts this knowledge to others.
[8:57:14 PM] Peter DeCloux: the few. the proud. the Blood Dragons.

[Foxglove]

[18:28:56] Sombra Hookier: I want my own Erato to take him everywhere.
[18:29:08] Sombra Hookier: With a lash.
[18:29:34] Sombra Hookier: I want you to sniff other Erato's butts to welcome them.
[18:29:58] Sombra Hookier: I want you to lick my face in the morning.
[18:30:20] Sombra Hookier: I want you to bring me magazines with your mouth.
[18:30:35] Michael (Erato): Uh, okay?
[18:31:31] Sombra Hookier: I want you to leave residue in my inventory.
[18:32:04] Michael (Erato): Sure. All of it, too.
[18:32:44] Sombra Hookier: I want you to shake your tail happily when you see me!
[18:33:38] Michael (Erato): Wagging my tail, you say?
[18:33:46] Sombra Hookier: Yes.
[18:34:04] Sombra Hookier: I want you to pee at things to show others it's your territory.
[18:34:13] Michael (Erato): Does that include you?
[18:34:35] Michael (Erato): And are you intoxicated by any chance?
[18:34:51] Sombra Hookier: Yes and no.
[18:34:57] Sombra Hookier: ;3
[18:35:03] Sombra Hookier: See you later!

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[Sombs]

[22:39:01] *** Sanja is always a shitter ***
[22:39:23] Ramke: your name has 3/4 letters of shit, shiki

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[Venkman]

[1:19:11 PM] Venkman: Home soon?
[1:19:15 PM] Venkman: I have big news for u
[1:19:20 PM] Skorak: No
[1:19:33 PM] Skorak: 18 I think
[1:19:49 PM] Venkman: s**t
[1:20:07 PM] Skorak: Big news?
[1:20:13 PM] Skorak: You pregnant?
[1:20:17 PM] Venkman: :|
[1:20:18 PM] Venkman: **** you
[1:20:34 PM] Skorak: (Rofl)

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Orex Armaments

[Mercarryn]

When Justin wants to be smarter on skype than he should be

[18:06:09] nitroxo: Stygian are you fucking crazy?
[18:06:18] Justin(Stygian): fuck
[18:06:18] Yuki {Sabium}: wtf
[18:06:23] Yuki {Sabium}: Justin D:
[18:06:27] *** Nick hat die Konversation verlassen ***
[18:06:28] Clavius: Rofl
[18:06:33] nitroxo: (rofl)
[18:06:46] (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ*:･ﾟ✧: Styg stop sending virus links kthx
[18:06:48] nitroxo: Nice to meet all of justins friends
[18:06:52] Justin(Stygian): sorry guys. was trying to see if it would let me send an IM to everyone to tell them not to click spam
[18:06:57] Yuki {Sabium}: while we're here and Justin fucked up...; [...]
[18:07:00] Justin(Stygian): but i became the spam

[Venkman]

[3:26:22 PM] Venkman: I thought that working in Blender was going to be fun...
[3:26:35 PM] Venkman: it ain't
[3:35:15 PM] nitroxo: It took me a full minute to realize that you don't mean the kitchen utensil but the 3D creation suite
[3:35:32 PM] Venkman: (rofl)

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[nOmnomnOm]

[1:20:16 AM] David Proud: :'C
[1:21:08 AM] David Proud: so demo
[1:21:15 AM] David Proud: you can't like take a short nap?
[1:21:26 AM] David Proud: or you going to just caffiniate your way through this?
[1:21:29 AM] Demonic: I AIN'T NO DEMO! I'M FINISHED PRODUCT!
[1:21:42 AM] David Proud: demo'd? past tense now
[1:21:46 AM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: are you pay to play?
[1:21:59 AM] Demonic: What, you think I'm a hoe?
[1:22:03 AM] John - nOmnomnOm - {AFC}-: yeah

[Wesker]

[1:31:30 PM] Epo / Eterion: azula would fit nyx actually
[1:31:39 PM] Epo / Eterion: well azula's voice isn't annoying

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