are you running from the law? got some black market weapons or equipment? no place to sell it? please come to Rochester Base and turn them in. the [collectors] will compensate you generously for anything you bring to us in a noble attempt to decriminalize liberty.
you can be assured that this equipment will be checked over and registered with the liberty authorities. everything will be relabeled with valid serial numbers and then marketed to law-abiding citizens in need of legitimate equipment.
remember: a criminal today can redeem himself and become a lawful man tomorrow with our Gifts for Guns program! don't miss this opportunity . . .