Cryer alert: To Cryer and BHG. Theft of corporate property.

[Cryer Pharmaceuticals!]

Somehow, some 'genius' decided it would be funny to take the Englund Pacifier ultimate-lounge-piece from H.Q. Oh ess cee and the building manager are both havin' kittens and screaming for heads to roll, it's a totally bad scene.

We know Cryer employees must have taken it, and it is likely aboard one of our own vessels. There's a seventy five mil reward for the sofa's safe return, and a seven point five payout on each 'persuasion' of the culprits.

So, you know the score, sting the furniture thieves, get paid.
Stay peachy.

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